Did you know it is ridiculously hard to get excommunicated from the Catholic church?
Well I'm sure you did, you're all pretty smart here so I won't insult your intelligence, you get it, and I'm sure that the general lot of you don't wonder why I want my name out of their books.
So I will leap into my attempts.
-Anti-god jokes and skits. (Not good enough, I could always repent!)
-Telling a priest I reject the holy-spirit. (Mentioned in the Bible but they assume I don't know what I am saying.)
-Writing a letter. (If only it were that simple)
-Donating to Planned Parenthood. (Would probably work if there were a "USE THIS MONEY FOR ABORTIONS" box on the donation form.)
- Handing out FFRF pamphlets. (WHY WON'T THEY LET ME OUT?!?)
So I looked into excommunication, there are a few fast tracks but they are either shit or awful:
-Attack the Pope. (Not that I wouldn't love to trip the guy but I'm not evil.)
-Desecrate the Eucharist. ( I want out of the church, not to offend everyone I have known in my life)
-Join another religion. (Wow, this defeats the purpose now doesn't it?)
Then I stumbled upon "Cause a schism."
I can start a religion, aim it at converting other Catholics and BAM! I'm out!
So I'm thinking of starting a spin-off religion in which the messiah is She-ra.
- Magical powers
- Is simultaneously of two natures, god (She-ra) and mortal (Adora)
- Adheres to moral teachings (Remember the lessons at the end of each episode?)
- Surrounded by the opposite sex yet never involves herself romantically because of her mission.
-Trying to save the world from evil
-Raised by adoptive parent.
What do you guys think?