Best Xian Quote Ever!!!!!!!

This is priceless. In the most recent issue of GQ, no I don't have a subscription, Peyton Hillis was interviewed about being chosen to be on the cover of Madden 2012. His quote absolutely sums up the sheepish oblivious nature of the mindset of the xian. The irony is almost hard to believe. I promise the quote is word for word. It made me literally lol and I had to share. Enjoy:

Q: If the infamous Madden curse holds up, you're headed for an injury. Worried?

A: People believing a ghost story about a video game - that's appalling to me. The way I look at it, I'm a tool: The Lord has a plan for me, and I can only follow that. I want the Lord to help me prove people wrong about the curse.

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Comment by Tex in the City on July 23, 2011 at 9:15am: Too perfect

Comment by Steve on July 23, 2011 at 9:47am: A lot of Christians are irony impaired

Comment by Anthony Martin Page on July 23, 2011 at 9:48am: From the lips of babes. " I am a tool" No argument there then.

Comment by John Siqueiros on July 23, 2011 at 10:37am: Hilarious if that guy does have an injury. Does he then convert to the Church of Madden?

Comment by Doubting Thomas on July 23, 2011 at 12:32pm: Pretty sure if it ends up being a head injury it wont make him much worse

Comment by Kairan Nierde on July 23, 2011 at 10:30pm: LOL Anthony!!!

Comment by Kat Caldera on July 23, 2011 at 11:09pm: ah bah hahaha

Comment by Shawna on July 24, 2011 at 5:14am: He's a tool, alright.

Comment by Craig Nomazlab on July 24, 2011 at 12:14pm: (Facepalm)

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