I got an automated call today from a stupid far-right fundraising crowd claiming to be behind Newt Gingrich. I'm disappointed the whole thing was automated... I REALLY wanted to have fun with these morons.
"We have reserved a copy of our DVD Documentary "Bringing America Back to God" (or something like that... I don't remember what it was actually called) so that you can help us to fight back against the power of the godless left and teach children the truth about why god was central to the founding of America."
(I tried to approximate the quote above as much as possible... the one below is word for word.)
"Sadly, the Left has removed God from our schools and public places, and they will stop at nothing to remove God from our homes too."
[It went on and on... I don't think I could re-spew all of the god-mongering, anti-atheist dribble they were hissing in my ear... at least not without being sick... you get the point anyway I think right?]
I didn't think I'd ever be able to say this... but I LITERALLY felt nauseous. I could TASTE the red-hot bile rising in my throat. By the end of the call ... I was seeing red. I slammed the phone back in it's cradle and felt enraged that I wasn't even able to get away from the religious right in my own home... nope! They had to spam me on the phone.
Anyone else have any thoughts/ stories/ etc. Have you recieved this particular noxious pile of crap?