My definition of Easter would be a superstitious ritual that has no place in modern times. Whats your definition?

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Comment by Lewal on April 2, 2012 at 7:25pm
Like most Americans, I'm pretty sure it involves the Easter bunny rising from the dead and bringing us candy. And it lays eggs. Which... we honor by painting eggs. Or something.
Comment by Grady Jean on April 2, 2012 at 9:59pm

OHBOYOHBOYOHBOYOHBOY IT'S EASTER!!!!!!!! THAT ONE DAY OUT OF THE YEAR WHERE IT'S OK FOR ME TO DRAMATICALLY BITE THE HEADS OFF OF THINGS AND EAT MYSELF INTO A STATE THAT WOULD MAKE ETHIOPIAN CHILDREN HATE ME FOR DECADES TO COME!!!!!!!!!

Comment by Virginia Templeton on April 2, 2012 at 11:22pm

Candy for breakfast day.

Comment by Sean O' Byrne on April 3, 2012 at 8:46am

Eating chocolate whilst being hungover and laughing to myself as I get a tongue lashing about not going to mass off my family because "I just want to be different" before telling my family I don't believe in cosmic jewish zombies

Comment by Hank Hell on April 3, 2012 at 9:54am

I love Easter. When I have kids we're going to call it bunny day, and they are gonna have a lot of fun, and no stories about undead homophobes. Also I think I'll call Christmas Santa day.

Comment by Unseen on April 3, 2012 at 10:34am

Easter? What's that?

Comment by matt.clerke on April 3, 2012 at 7:29pm

A four day weekend surrounding the first Sunday after the full moon following the northern hemisphere's vernal equinox. (Thanks Wikipedia!)

Comment by matt.clerke on April 3, 2012 at 8:20pm

I ,for one, welcome our new chocolate bunny overlords.

Comment by Michael on April 3, 2012 at 11:01pm

A Pagan holiday totally removed from Christianity having its roots in the Babylonian Mysteries and Mithraism.

Comment by Cesar Deicide on April 4, 2012 at 1:31am

Week long vacation, lots of fun in pools and beaches and relax in the middle of the year!

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