JustinTetro's Blog (9)

Babbling For Jesus

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  I don't have the ability to speak in tongues but if I were to write this blog using the "language" of tongues, it would probably look something like this; Bals ahdt ysifghte k thorus moo cow, blah blah sortor yamaka shama-lama ding dong, potypoo oreo hastaruirs doizlk lamaka broslotel uftlo al yrhetsfd shave and a hair cut, two bits.
  I happen to be one of those…
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Added by JustinTetro on October 7, 2016 at 5:13pm — 2 Comments

The Genius of Homeopathy

 Reasonable, intelligent individuals view homeopathy as pseudoscience easily dismissed by high school chemistry and simple mathematics, but since I am neither reasonable nor intelligent I consider it to be the greatest medical marvel…
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Added by JustinTetro on August 4, 2016 at 7:59pm — 3 Comments

Pray The Guilt Away

  During a recent session of drunken introspection, I realised that although I considered myself happy in life and love, I was not doing nearly enough grovelling and pleading to imaginary beings. This thought was not a new one, it had been suggested to me on multiple occasions by Father FuckFace (I've concealed his real name out of privacy and respect) who proclaimed with great…
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Added by JustinTetro on July 12, 2016 at 10:24pm — 1 Comment

My Christian Mingle Submission

MY INTRODUCTION:
  I am a man that values his relationship with God far more then he will ever value you. I put a strong emphasis on Jesus with everything I do in my life and believe the people that do not follow the all mighty should be rounded up and put in camps. My goal in life is to achieve a high enough level of political power…
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Added by JustinTetro on March 16, 2016 at 4:28am — 6 Comments

Ray Comfort, By Phone

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 I enjoyed my recent conversation with wingnut Kirk Cameron so much I decided to see if I could get his business partner and fellow loon, Ray Comfort, to grant me an interview. Mr. Comfort immediately responded to my email and graciously agreed to speak with me briefly by phone the next time he sat down to use the toilet. The next afternoon I received his call and recorded this 5-7…

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Added by JustinTetro on February 9, 2016 at 3:35pm — No Comments

My Interview With Kirk Cameron

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 Not too long ago I was lucky enough to bump into part time actor and full time Jesus freak, Kirk Cameron, at the Denver International Airport. Mr. Cameron was on his way home to southern California after a brief speaking engagement at a local 7-11. Knowing I would probably never meet Mr. Cameron again I asked if he would grant me a short interview as he waited to board his…

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Added by JustinTetro on January 27, 2016 at 5:04am — 13 Comments

FOUND; Jesus Missing Foreskin

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 Archaeologists working in Turkey believe they have found the missing foreskin of Jesus Christ. While excavating an ancient church known as Beggars Corner, an eighth century building in Sinop, Turkey, they discovered an alabaster-box containing a perfectly preserved bit of flesh, wrapped in goat skin which had been treated with oil of spikenard.…

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Added by JustinTetro on November 20, 2015 at 4:42pm — 4 Comments

The Bible; A Book Review

http://www.thespiritualbeacon.net/blog In the beginning there was nothing except a grumpy old deity with a God complex, which is ironic because in this case He happens to be God. After an eternity of doing nothing, God decides to built a universe populated with billions of galaxies and trillions of stars only to ignore all that so he can focus his attention on what bipedal apes are doing with their genitalia.…

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Added by JustinTetro on November 9, 2015 at 4:49pm — 3 Comments

Yet Another Accusation Of rape Against The Son Of God

http://www.thespiritualbeacon.net/blog The number of woman Jesus Christ has reportedly sexually abused continues to increase as attorney Gloria Allred brought forth three more alleged victims, who each shared disturbing details of their encounters with the 2000 year old deity.

  Brenda Standish, Kelly Nash, and Sally Leland sat down with the lawyer and recounted to reporters their frightening encounters with Christ…

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Added by JustinTetro on November 2, 2015 at 3:51pm — 1 Comment

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