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“Hello, Mythical Beast!”

Are you up there in heaven,

Are you down there in hell,

Are you stuck in the tree

in one of its cells?

Are you in the cool water,

are you stuck on the leaf,

are you begging Jimmy Swaggart

to “Leave me alone please!”

Are you stuck on the moon

while your hands grope the sun

has your penis found a black hole

do you whisper, “You’re the one!”

When they call to you “Help me!”

do you plunge in the deep,

or are you that forgetful… Continue

Added by jalub carrey on December 24, 2009 at 12:09am — No Comments

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