In a small Texas town, a bar began construction on a new building to increase their business.. The local Baptist church started a campaign to block the bar from opening with petitions and prayers. Work progressed right up till the week before opening when lightning struck the bar and it burned to the ground.
The church folks were rather smug in their outlook after that, until the bar owner sued the church on the grounds that the church was…
Response to that old theist fallback, "You can't prove God doesn't exist":
"You can't prove you're not joking."
Then proceed to insist they must be joking about their belief in God, and that they don't really believe it, they're just trolling you.
Good one theist, you almost got me - but nobody could really believe that stuff! Via: Reddit