Brad Snowder's Blog – February 2013 Archive (4)

The One That Got Away

If you are swallowed by a whale, how can you resist standing up through the blow hole like the sun roof of a limo? Jonah and the Whale

Jonah 1:1 to 4:1



1:1 Once upon a time there was a Jewish guy named Jonah. The Lord talked Jonah. He said "Jonah, go over there to that extremely distant city of Nineveh. Let the Ninnies know that I have noticed their wickedness, even from way over here. I’m not blind. And I'm not just watching and judging…

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Added by Brad Snowder on February 24, 2013 at 2:30am — No Comments

Free Slaves

Your taxes at work. Cursing the Edomites

Obadiah 1:1 to 1:21



1:1 The point of view of Obadiah.



1:11 The Lord thinks this about the Edomites. They stood back and laughed while Jerusalem was destroyed. Truth be known, they even aided in the destruction. …

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Added by Brad Snowder on February 16, 2013 at 1:04pm — No Comments

Burn Ban Lifted

OH MY Judgment Day

Amos 1:1 to 9:11



1:1 These are some words blurted out one day by Amos.



That’s Mr. Amos to you.



The Lord says he has three or four damn good reasons for sending a nasty horrible fire to burn up all of the nations in the…

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Added by Brad Snowder on February 10, 2013 at 3:38am — 1 Comment

Bugs and Worms

They started out practicing under our garage. Valley of Jehoshaphat

Joel 1:1 to 3:2



1:1 OK, here it is, the word of the Lord that just happened to come to Joel one day. It just popped into his head. And the word is that the crops not eaten by worms are eaten by locusts and the crops not eaten by locusts are eaten by worms.



2:1…

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Added by Brad Snowder on February 3, 2013 at 12:14pm — No Comments

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