Andrew the Fluffer's Blog (11)

Biomass Reprocessing!

I, Andrew, propose the perfect way to defeat this detestable economic situation that our most noble and glorious nation is enduring, and I am certain that other wealthy tycoons like myself will agree that it is indeed perfect.

As history shows, it is the wealthy in the world that make the important decisions and cause real change. It is us that lead nations to glory. The poor, working class citizenry do play an important part as well, but they certainly don’t have anywhere near the… Continue

Added by Andrew the Fluffer on April 1, 2009 at 3:55pm — 1 Comment

Salmonella

It sucks ass.

Added by Andrew the Fluffer on April 1, 2009 at 9:40am — 3 Comments

Essay I wrote for philosophy class: Pascal's Wager and the Ontological Argument Defeated

Refutations of Pascal’s Wager

and the Ontological Argument





When debating a theist about the existence of God, there are two arguments that many of them tend to rely on as last ditch efforts. These are Pascal’s Wager and the Ontological Argument. However, neither is valid because they both have been refuted.

Pascal’s wager, devised by Blaise Pascal, states that it is better to believe in God and be wrong than to not believe in God and be wrong. If one believes in God… Continue

Added by Andrew the Fluffer on February 19, 2009 at 8:54pm — No Comments

"Scientist: Perhaps it only appears that I broke your kneecap..."

Moderator: We're here today to debate the hot new topic, evolution versus Intelligent Des---



(Scientist pulls out baseball bat.)



Moderator: Hey, what are you doing?



(Scientist breaks Intelligent Design advocate's kneecap.)



Intelligent Design advocate: YEAAARRRRGGGHHHH! YOU BROKE MY KNEECAP!



Scientist: Perhaps it only appears that I broke your kneecap. Certainly, all the evidence points to the hypothesis I broke your kneecap. For example,… Continue

Added by Andrew the Fluffer on February 19, 2009 at 3:02pm — No Comments

Six USA States Ban Atheists From Holding Office and Testifying as Witnesses in Court

Six states have passed a law banning atheists from holding any public office. The law also prevents atheists from testifying as witnesses in court. Here's a link to the article:

http://www.usnews.com/blogs/erbe/2009/02/17/arkansas-5-other-states-ban-atheists-from-public-service-seriously.html

This is absolute bull shit.

Added by Andrew the Fluffer on February 18, 2009 at 2:18pm — 6 Comments

Violence, and its more disturbing and horrific cousin, SEX

To people who have been tainted by the insidious hand of religion, the human body is a monstrously evil thing that can only be contained by conservative clothing and tamed by marriage. Entertainment containing scenes of gratuitous sex get an "NC-17" or “X” rating. However, just as the Bible is brimming with acts of genocide, rape, murder, and other various atrocities, so are half of the movies we all go to see. Minus snuff films, violent movies and video games get a measly rating of "R" or… Continue

Added by Andrew the Fluffer on February 8, 2009 at 6:00pm — No Comments

Iraqi woman had 80 women raped to recruit them as suicide bombers

"An Iraqi woman suspected of recruiting more than 80 female suicide bombers has confessed to organizing their rapes so she could later convince them that martyrdom was the only way to escape the shame."

Here is a link to the article:

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,25006615-663,00.html

Only a religious person could be this evil.

Added by Andrew the Fluffer on February 8, 2009 at 10:07am — 1 Comment

Texas Teacher Suspended for Being Atheist and Liberal

In Texas, a teacher has just been suspended for being an atheist and a liberal. Just one more reason why we unbelievers need to step up our presence in America. The link to the article is below:


http://democracyforamerica.com/blog_posts/27752-texas-teacher-suspended-for-being-liberal-and-an-atheist

Added by Andrew the Fluffer on February 6, 2009 at 12:00am — 9 Comments

I'm Amazed by Her Stupidity

Yesterday, through a two hour conversation, I was able to "deconvert" two guys that I know. A girl came near the end of our conversation, started to listen in. However, she kept her mind completely closed. The most amusing thing she said was, "I think scientists are stupid."

That's what we call a lost cause.

Added by Andrew the Fluffer on January 30, 2009 at 11:09am — 9 Comments

FOX News: Treat Atheists Like Trolls

Here's a fun video for you all. Fox And Friends' shit-for-brains hosts interview another ignorant shit-for-brains guest, and hilarity ensues. Hilarity of the sort that makes you want to scream.

Youtube Video: Treat Atheists Like Trolls

Watch it a second time, replacing "atheists" with "Jews" and you will see just how outrageous it is that shit like this is put on the air. Shameful.

Added by Andrew the Fluffer on January 6, 2009 at 12:00pm — 3 Comments

Kiss Hank's Ass by James Huber

I thought this was hilarious, so I had to post it. It's such a great metaphor for Christianity.



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This morning there was a knock at my door. When I answered the door I found a well-groomed, nicely dressed couple. The man spoke first.



John: "Hi! I'm John, and this is Mary."



Mary: "Hi! We're here to invite you to come kiss Hank's ass with us."



Me: "Pardon me?! What are you talking about? Who's Hank, and why would I want to… Continue

Added by Andrew the Fluffer on December 28, 2008 at 11:14am — No Comments

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PI = 4

Posted by _Robert_ on September 16, 2014 at 8:53pm 4 Comments

Invictus

Posted by Marinda on September 11, 2014 at 4:08pm 0 Comments

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