"Please say, 'so help me god'..."
"But I am an atheist..."
"Well, we have this secular version here, 'this I affirm under the pains and penalties of perjury'-”
"Well, actually I'm an agnostic, so I MIGHT accept some vague, latent teleological deistic/open-theistic/pantheistic/panentheistic force... maybe I should do the god version after all..."
"Whichever you like sir."
"But what if I think god is emergent and so WE are the first reasoning manifestation of…Continue