An excerpt from the life of Kairan:
My mom and I are watching The Weather Channel in our condo on the east cost of Florida. We want to see how nasty things will get for us with Hurricane Irene. It turns out she's forecast to pass by us two-hundred miles out to sea, throwing 50 to 70 mph winds our way.
Last week, I was successfully ignoring Rachel Maddow in favor of a good book, when some particularly insane religious prophesy rattled out of the speakers and hijacked my conscious. "Oprah is the Harlot of Babylon...?" I smiled, set down my book, and tuned in for the lolz. Well, it wasn't comedic as much as horrifying. No longer blissfully ignorant, I feel it is my patriotic duty to inform you of yet another republican who believes he communicates with God and who is hot…Continue