I was looking at some things I wrote in 2006-'07, and I found this. It made me smile all over again. It was written in response to some asshat's inquiry about, "Just why WON'T you believe in God?"
Top Ten Reasons Why I Can’t Just Believe in God:
10. I think wings would make my butt look big.
9. I spent way too many Sunday mornings hung over and broke to ever be able to make it to church regularly.
8. Jonathan Davis says God is a lie.
7. I’d have…Continue