there are idiots who get
excited when they hear that a
storm is approaching,
they smile & secretly wish for
the end---
in the past few days
when hurricane Sandy has been
ripping up the Caribbean,
religious psychos of all shapes &
sizes, no matter how far from the
water they live, have been
rejoicing, either saying aloud
to the rational:
“see, “gawd is angry! he’s gonna
bringun’ dawn his…
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on the reference of a
friend who used to be
close, s/he asks the cartomancer
to come to the house---
as this is not a privilege
often granted to those whose cards
are to be read (so the “reader”
claims), extra funds are required
to lure her in &
the sap in question feels that the
frustrations of his/her life have led
them to this place
of concentrated desperation &
loneliness,
are…
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and after all the money spent on
campaigning/wooing/brainwashing
the american public, and after all
the lies broadcasted all over the
screens, and after all the gas prices
dropped, and after all the fingers
have been pointed, the pundits have
jizzed all over the place,
finally that “democratic” climax
erupted & all those who flooded
the ballot box (even in this day)
woke up the next morning to find
that…
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at age 5
s/he woke up scared in the
early morning, with a notion
that momma thought should’ve
been more complex for him/her
to fear or understand or
at least come to terms with
at such an early moment in
life---
“i’m going to die, mom…i’m
going to die…”
&
s/he kept on repeating it
with precious tears streaming
which carried the innocence of
a child that held an…
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imagine now if we could shelf the
faces,
the faces of liars, the pocketed charlatans,
imagine now if we could
stop the ads, stop the speeches,
stop the funding, stop the campaigns,
stop the illusion of hope
vested in a smile, a nod, a salute, a
good hairdo or the mention of the word
“faith”---
imagine if we americans,
we “leaders of the free world”
(right),
were to have issues precede…
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inevitability
washes away
all the hopes &
dreams, it
eliminates all the
divisions between
us, it pulls us all
down to the core
meaninglessness
of which we were
mistakenly birthed,
it takes away the
value that we naïvely
put on this short
withering life, it
takes the kin, it takes
the dog, it takes the
bird, it takes the pet
fish & all the insects
that…
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an 11 year old
Russian boy
finds the mammoth
carcass which
scientists claim at
early analysis to be
almost complete &
30,000 years old.
“6 feet 6 inches tall &
1,100 pounds it had
been at 16 years” &
upon reading this
a frantic believer in the
faulty organized
fictions of the world
scrambles through their
little special book,
desperately trying…
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and so we have
over 2000 US
soldiers dead now in
Afghanistan---
add those deaths to
the 17,000+ that
have been wounded,
with limbs ripped
off & psychological
damage beyond
imagination &
you get a number
well over the
3000 that died in
the 9/11 attack
11 years ago…
so,
the question is,
do we need the death
toll of american soldiers
to exceed that…
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Netanfuckingnutstanyahu
drawing his
red line on
a cartoon bomb
in front of the UN,
in front of the world,
in front of your very
eyes, if you
give a shit at all &
he will not stop the
settlements & he will
not stop strangling the
last bits of life out of
Gaza & he will not
pause for even a moment’s
breath from beating
on the war drum,
with the neck…
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“The United Nations
Development Fund for Women
estimates that at least
one of every three women globally
will be beaten, raped or otherwise
abused during her lifetime.”
-futureswithoutviolence.org
1 billion women &
men who feel that
violence against women
across the world has to end
will go on strike
this coming
February 14th,…
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imagine if all your heroes,
all your idols, all your
“spiritual leaders,” who
have supposedly written books
(or had books written for them/
by them), whose “lives” have
been depicted as such by those
who never lived when they lived,
who never saw what these
people were supposed to look like,
who tell us that they themselves
never had even an iota of
ulterior motive
in the making of these…
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until you publish that book
that they find on the store shelves,
you are not a writer &
until you record that song
that they hear on the charts,
you are not a musician &
until you play that part
that they find in the movie in the
theater,
you are not an actor &
until you pay that money to go to
that college,
you are not a student &
until you go on a diet & buy those
beauty…
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just how many psychotics
have we had to endure
passing through our lives
since the lies began being
told? how many madwo/men
quoting “scripture” as if it
validated their acts, as if their
lives had been determined, as
if “fate” had driven them
in the direction of something
total, something that would
eventually ring true, in light
of all that had been
“in the way of ‘the lord’?”
rather…
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“you know, it takes a fictional character
to know one,”
“jesus” said to “muhammad,”
whilst sitting at the picnic table,
passing the sweet sun tea,
simultaneously &
non-verbally, “telepathically”
motioning to mr. claus
that though the mashed lacked
the thorough whipping that he
himself desired,
they sure were buttery &
with that,
a tip of the “crown of thorns was
made,”
so as to…
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there’s a country that’s gonna end the world &
Israel is its name-o
I-S-R-A-E-L
I-S-R-A-E-L
I-S-R-A-E-L
& Israel is its name-o.
there’s a greedy empire that’s gonna help it out &
the US is its name-o
U-N-I-T-E-D S-T-A-T-E-S
U-N-I-T-E-D S-T-A-T-E-S
U-N-I-T-E-D S-T-A-T-E-S
& the United States of America is its name-o.
there’s a man in the White House that…
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johnny decided he wanted to
go out with a bang,
sure, he figured that he could
drop a couple bottles of pills or
put a pistol to his head, but the
drama just wasn’t there &
to make the world listen he had
to up the stakes, he had to
really work at it,
so he thought, “why not let the
crazies do me in?”
he sat down & started to draw
cartoons that ridiculed
“muhammad,”“ jesus,”…
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some think they’re bulletproof,
some think they’ll never wake up
with a sickness they can’t explain,
some think none of their loved ones
will ever die,
some think they’ll never lose their
job,
some think their house will continue
to increase in value,
some think there property will always
be secure,
some think that their company will
always be on top,
some think that their kids will go to
the…
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more the norm than the exception
in this wonderful capitalist rape room
where coming into work can mean
leaving early without a job & a
pink slip, with a pat on the back & a
“thanks for being such a good worker”---
armed with all the facetious nonsense
that emanates from the mouths of
higher-ups, whose jobs are just a little
more secure than your own,
making them bent further over the table
with the drill…
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so stevie harper closed an
embassy & sent some people
back to Iran, now, you think
that Iran is going to strike
Canada?
really.
word on the street,
spewing forth out of the mouths
of the world’s policeman
like the most disgusting of
vomit & all its buddies
(and all those fucking terrified
of it & its little batshit psychotic
little brother) puking in
unison, is…
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when the sick one laying there
looked around for their “loved ones,”
all they saw were white coats &
when the white coats left them,
all they saw were white walls &
when they squinted their little eyes
closed, to try & talk to
“him” (whatever fictional character(s)
that they’d devoted a large portion of
their life to---typically the latter “i’m
dying” years),
all they got was silence---
still…
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