Delapruch's Blog (315)

on the fucking over of Chelsea Welch

let’s begin with what a waitress does in a day…

a waitress works her ass off,

forced to have the biggest smile in the world

for every miserable fuck, every fat american

family with its screaming & misbehaving

rugrats, who come in to shovel food into their


like it was going out of style,

like they had some anonymous tip that

famine was coming.


a waitress makes dick for a wage &

relies on the…


Added by delapruch on February 3, 2013 at 12:30am — No Comments

when politicians cry

taking the podium &

patting the eyes whilst


the genuine feeling in the air,

which might naturally come from the

massing of individuals together,

gets sucked right out

like a massive vacuum has come upon the

scene to do the bidding of this




but we at home

seeing the charlatan on the screens

hold our hands crossed on our torso

from the top of each…


Added by delapruch on February 1, 2013 at 11:30pm — No Comments

tables turned

following the “suicide”

of Aaron Swartz,

a delightful punch has been driven

into the gut of the empire,

whose eyes now

twitch & whose muscles now


for the tables are turning,

when it comes to oppressing the

citizens of this world.


there was a time when

those with guns & bombs

would win out every time

when approaching a peaceful


tearing up the…


Added by delapruch on January 27, 2013 at 9:00am — No Comments

joe kelley’s dick size

most men who cry silently

about the size of their cock,

do their best to compensate

by getting a big truck with a

huge sound system, so that

they can parade down the street

to show the whole world what a

big strong man they are---


some men want to prove to the

guy’s driving the big trucks

that their dicks are even bigger,

so they have to get guns &

in america,

little itty bitty…


Added by delapruch on January 19, 2013 at 7:06pm — No Comments

an ode to the anti-apocalyptophobiacs of the world

after all the idiots who followed Camping

found themselves up shit’s crick

after May of 2011 &

after all the morons hoping & “praying”

that they would get a “get out of life free” card

with the ending of the Mayan calendar

just a little more than a week ago,

discussion has already begun to loom,

spewing forth like the foulest vomit

(outdoing even lil’ Linda Blair’s projectile in

“The Exorcist”)

from the…


Added by delapruch on December 30, 2012 at 9:00pm — No Comments

learn Mandarin

as all the “elected” puppets congregate

with hands tied behind their backs

& marionette strings held in the hands of

corporate america (aka the global corporate),

they edge the tips of their toes along the

“fiscal cliff,” in order to force the

unfortunate citizens of the empire

boiling in the belly,

to tremble again---

talk of “cutting social security”

terrifies the seniors, who are disposed of

as quick as…


Added by delapruch on December 28, 2012 at 11:29pm — No Comments

no need for Niebuhr


exist with the reality that things

can be




gain courage, develop strength &

wisdom will come in the process of

knowing that one can never truly

know enough---

one must always be learning.



know that “surrender” eliminates

focus, know that this world is

how we make it,



alone & together,

without any metaphysical…


Added by delapruch on December 28, 2012 at 11:28pm — No Comments

“the last of the funerals”

today “the last of the funerals”

takes place &

the killings in CT get placed on the


alongside the deaths at Columbine,

Virginia Tech...


those were the “big ones” right?


well, now, Aurora was a “big one,” right?

but it didn’t happen in a school, hmmm…but

12 died & 59 were injured---

still, everybody can attribute that to the

fact that the kid had orange hair, liked the



Added by delapruch on December 27, 2012 at 8:26am — No Comments

the excuse

for those

who need

an excuse

to come together

with their families,

to round up all their


to give gifts, to exchange

pleasantries, to

party for a few days,

to enjoy themselves

despite all else,






why some need a third party,

a made up reason,

a dictated delusion,

in order to feel that they can

rightfully take the…


Added by delapruch on December 24, 2012 at 9:04am — No Comments

action vowed

need we mention to

mr. hope & change

that action vowed isn’t

a question of

identifying &

stigmatizing the

“mentally ill,”

as if they were all

wielding guns?


need we mention to

mr. hope & change that

the conditions of this

country lead to the actions

of its citizens, whether

they be homicidal or



need we point out to mr.

hope &…


Added by delapruch on December 18, 2012 at 4:59am — No Comments

the computationally disappointed

s/he works on the cutting edge

with eyes pasted to the screen,

knowing no limits &

no time constraints---

with all the funding one could possibly

handle, s/he’s

scrunched down in a lab at

MIT or locked away in some

European bunker &

each day brings a moment that

may of never been foreseen even a

few years ago---

each step of progress towards a perfect

A.I., is another in the life of…


Added by delapruch on December 16, 2012 at 8:43pm — No Comments

warning behavior

well now, let’s see,

if you live in “the land of the


you get to see people get blown

away at a higher frequency these days,

because of


who have snapped,


couldn’t be the wonderful capitalist

gangbang, that squeezes its hand round the

neck of everyone,

forcing us to scramble for money,

constantly stressing &

“hoping for a better…


Added by delapruch on December 14, 2012 at 6:43pm — No Comments

the gangham crisis

because the music industry is

dead as a fucking doornail,

they grip hold as long as possible

to whatever pop singer can pull

in the most idiots to sell whatever

can be marketed by these big useless

companies that used to feed us CD’s

& have a monopoly on the recording



we discovered

how to do it on our



and so we have


the male version…


Added by delapruch on December 8, 2012 at 10:02pm — No Comments

the mime apocalypse

overheard someone quietly frightened

by the stupid fucking Mayan calendar

ending, someone sold the “apocalypse”



line &


who still eats it up, eats it up, eats it up,

regardless of how many scientists you

throw in their face,

regardless of how many ways one might,

to a point of immeasurable exhaustion,

try & dig out all the horrid christian bullshit

which has been piled on them…


Added by delapruch on December 7, 2012 at 9:36am — No Comments

all the lost hours

the moment s/he lost his/her

faith, now tattooed on the

back of his/her hand in a

& burnt on the back

of his/her mind, stands

for him/her as the most

important moment of a

life that in retrospect

had mostly been


for in such a moment,

a flood of personal honesty

comes forth &

washes the face of all its

ability to lie through the

mirrored reflection &

this is…


Added by delapruch on December 2, 2012 at 11:43pm — No Comments

the hierophiliacs

had a crush on good ol’

“jesus,” but being that he

was all made up, s/he had

to settle for the

“jackhammer jesus,”

a big strong dildo

invented to make one

cum in the name of the


now, her/his best friend

had always wanted


but much like “jesus,”

he was fake too, so

s/he had to settle for a

big fat butterball of a

blow up doll,

shaped like…


Added by delapruch on December 1, 2012 at 1:39am — No Comments


is there a problem?---one

wrong with the world

outside you?  is there

a problem?---




sorry to interrupt,

didn’t mean to pause you

from stuffing food down your

fat american gullet---

didn’t mean to make you

think for a second,

when we all know

we all know,

you’d just rather



now, let me ask you again…

is there a problem?

have ya heard…


Added by delapruch on November 20, 2012 at 12:10pm — No Comments

stand with Anonymous

someone fucking stupid

asks the question

“why do you care what happens

to Gaza?”---


after getting smacked in the face

they regret the day that they

got up in the grill of

someone who has come to




that the militarized state of

Israel is

bent on


the Palestinian people



with their newest excuses…


Added by delapruch on November 20, 2012 at 12:45am — No Comments

tip-toeing Obama

got up this morning &

put on the proper shoes

to tip tippity

tap tap tappy

dance for


walking the hardline with one

foot, whilst he got the

softline under the other,

telling us all that though

Israel has the right to “defend”

itself from

the firecrackers,

“it would be preferable to

avoid a ground offensive




counting down the…


Added by delapruch on November 18, 2012 at 4:55pm — No Comments

the american media fuckfest

“tensions are mounting in the

Middle East,”

like they haven’t since 48’,

like they hadn’t been before then

when one people decided that

because their big imaginary friend in

the sky

said to them in bewildered delusion

that this land,

this little

fucking sliver of land,

was to be theirs,

as it was

promised &

for every

one Israeli soldier,

trained to kill,

trained to…


Added by delapruch on November 16, 2012 at 8:58pm — No Comments

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