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brief letter to a god-defender

dear madam or sir

allow me a moment

for i have a rather pertinent question that has been bugging me like


for a long time

buzzing like a patch of black flies

at the edge of my hairline right at the nape of my neck smack dab in the middle of the month of may



if your omniscient deity is soooooooo all powerful

does it need


to defend it?


can it not fight its own battles?



Added by delapruch on April 15, 2011 at 4:36am — 6 Comments

Film claims discovery of nails from Jesus's cross

Just in case you haven't had your weekly dose of absurdity, here's "The Nails of the Cross" by veteran investigator Simcha Jacobovici!



Added by delapruch on April 15, 2011 at 1:36am — 8 Comments

France officially bans the burka



This is a brief must-read for anyone interested in what has been happening in France regarding Islam!  A fellow at was nice enough to post it. 



Added by delapruch on April 12, 2011 at 7:50am — 6 Comments


exhibit a:


"Republica Fashion’s Gucci 30cts.diamond belt – $249,000"





exhibit b:


"How Much Does it Cost to Raise a Child in the United States?"


"It can be very expensive to raise a child in the United States. For example, according to one online calculator, it…


Added by delapruch on April 12, 2011 at 7:04am — No Comments



Shall we observe you in a prying way?

Thou art more deceptive and transparent:

As rebels jounce with NATO in the fray,

And summer's war will further reveal your face:

Fraudulently, “the eye of heaven shines,”

Certainly, this escape,…


Added by delapruch on April 7, 2011 at 2:08pm — No Comments


people offended by words

have never been confronted

with action

Added by delapruch on April 7, 2011 at 5:05am — 1 Comment



famished catholic priest


fresh n’ tasty altar boy

Added by delapruch on April 5, 2011 at 5:30am — 1 Comment

With Respect to Nothingness

in infinite regress he will twitch

if you ask him where his loving god lives

if you ask him why

this character personally gives a shit

about the sad little worries of



pubic &







Added by delapruch on April 3, 2011 at 10:00pm — No Comments

For Nouténé Sidimé

For Nouténé Sidimé


it is said by her closest friends that she

was the “coolest in her class”

and now she has been robbed & taken from us

taken in the name of a fictitious character

taken in the name of


i wonder what she could have done with her life

had she not been beaten to death

in the name of religion


had she only said her prayers

had she only done…


Added by delapruch on April 2, 2011 at 9:00pm — No Comments

great article on the SSA! A must read for optimistic atheists

I just have to share great news when I read it, and this recent article concerning this relatively new student organization's progress brightened my day.  I hope it does the same for you guys.


"Nothing demonstrates this point more clearly than the rapid growth of the Secular Student Alliance, the umbrella group for organized atheism and humanism on college campuses (and now high schools as well). SSA chapters have grown from less…


Added by delapruch on March 30, 2011 at 6:12am — No Comments

One Step Closer

On Thursday, March 24th, the following article was printed on YAHOO NEWS, via the Associated Press:

“Who's in hell? Pastor's book sparks eternal debate

By TOM BREEN, Associated Press Tom Breen, Associated Press”  




Added by delapruch on March 27, 2011 at 12:00am — No Comments

The Incredulity of Saint Thomas (1601-02): Michelangelo Merisi da Caravaggio

John 20:24-30: Jesus Appears to Thomas


24 Now Thomas, also known as Didymus, not to be confused with P.Diddy, or Dino (pronounced dee-no) from Hanna-Barbera’s beloved The Flintstones---was one of the twelve.  He wasn’t hanging out with the other eleven when Jesus came. …


Added by delapruch on March 21, 2011 at 2:00am — 2 Comments

the man who would be jesus

At 10:36 pm on a Thursday night somewhere in Upstate New York, Jesus Christ himself walked through the door of an all night diner.  The diner, which for the past few years had gone by the name of Jeff’s (named after the owner himself), had been owned…


Added by delapruch on March 21, 2011 at 2:00am — No Comments

The Sacrament of the Last Supper (1955): Salvador Dali

Luke 22:1-71

Judas Agrees to Betray Jesus


Now the get together o’ Cheez-its was approaching, and the douche-bags in the white robes parading round’ the cherry tree did so with the profs de la dick.  They were…


Added by delapruch on March 17, 2011 at 4:30am — 2 Comments

Genesis 19

And there were two guys who could find no other town that would allow them to stay there, as they said that they were angels---winged beasts tramping bare-chested, whose reason for being had never really been established.  One day they wandered into Sodom, around 5 pm  or so, when everyone was…


Added by delapruch on March 14, 2011 at 1:30am — No Comments

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