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Commandment VII

Commandment VII

 

*“Thou shalt not commit adultery.”

 

though rare in usage,

the good believers

who were always looking for better ways to torture & kill

conjured up the wheel

first in greece & then

germany, russia, france, sweden, england, etc.---

the wheel

aka, the breaking wheel,

was a relatively simple instrument

 

a large…

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Commandment VI

Commandment VI

 

*“Thou shalt not kill.*

 

la culla di Giuda,

die Judaswiege,

were among its many monikers

&

the good believers

took it upon themselves to punish you

for not being like

them

by firstly,

stripping you naked

and slamming you down

with your anus

or

vagina

thrust…

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Commandment V

Commandment V

 

*“Honour thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long upon the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee.”

 

the cheapest good time in the middle ages

for the followers of fiction

came in the pleasure produced for the crowd

brought to them all by the

saw

nah, you didn’t need any expertise to carry out this bloody

picnic

no unique instruments developed by an…

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Commandment IV

Commandment IV

 

*“Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy. Six days shalt thou labour, and do all thy work: But the seventh day is the sabbath of the LORD thy God: in it thou shalt not do any work, thou, nor thy son, nor thy daughter, thy manservant, nor thy maidservant, nor thy cattle, nor thy stranger that is within thy gates: For in six days the LORD made heaven and earth, the sea, and all that in them is, and rested the…

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Commandment III

Commandment III

 

*“Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh

his name in vain.”

 

the chair of that character called

“judas”

made of dark oak

bearing 1,500 iron spikes

covering the

arm-rests, the seat, as well as the

leg-rests, foot-rests & back of the chair---

razor-sharp & ground…

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Commandment I

Commandment I

 

*“Thou shalt have no other gods before me.”

 

laid naked on your back

with your wrists in the rope cuffs

and your ankles bound likewise

underneath you the wheel that tightens and stretches

both your arms

and your legs

in opposite directions

it turns slowly at

first

as the good believer pushes the handle

you begin to feel it in your elbows…

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Commandment II

Commandment II

 

*“Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth: Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me; And shewing…

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>

the strongest people i’ve ever known

don’t flinch when threatened

they use the threat

they use the violence

to build up their own position further

to find better, quicker, more acute manners in which to

fight

relentlessly

with eyes peeled

and ears perked up to listen

always engaging & taking part in the

conversation

that is ongoing

&

never-ending

until that moment when our heart…

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Added by delapruch on April 30, 2011 at 7:58am — No Comments

New Derren Brown TV Special

New Derren Brown TV Special

On Easter Monday, April 25th at 9pm, my new special DERREN BROWN: MIRACLES FOR SALE will air on C4. This is hot off the press, so I have no artwork to show you as yet.

This is…

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Added by delapruch on April 30, 2011 at 1:17am — No Comments

last thought on the royal wedding

i have to wonder

just what is happening in the rest of the world

right now.

Added by delapruch on April 29, 2011 at 4:41am — No Comments

not a haiku

not a haiku

 

we will say what we want.

we will write what we want. 

we will, because we are free to do so,

and you cannot stop us.…

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Added by delapruch on April 27, 2011 at 4:38am — No Comments

have you been threatened by a believer because of something you wrote?

Today, I received a "review" of a poem that I posted here a few days ago entitled "brief letter to a god defender"---this review was on another site, one that is supposed to be for writers specifically. the review follows.  i wanted to share with my fellow Atheist and was wondering what their own stories might be, for artists who have been threatened. 

 

the "reviewer" wrote the following:

 

"My Golly Gosh!!!

I give you 2 stars only for your…

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Added by delapruch on April 27, 2011 at 2:43am — 20 Comments

la foi

ebbing malaise

&

102 degrees fahrenheit

followed by

iciness,

vomiting, & a

growing

sensitivity to

light.

 

within

III

days

an agonizing

pain full of

torment

will flare up in

the

groin, behind your

ears & in your

armpits

after which

blistering tumors form,

encompassing the

body

followed…

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Added by delapruch on April 25, 2011 at 7:19am — No Comments

Ricky Gervais’ Easter Message

 

The Wall Street Journal

http://wsjdn.wsj.com/

An (Atheist) Easter Message from Ricky Gervais

 

Getty…
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Added by delapruch on April 24, 2011 at 3:29am — 3 Comments

A Word from Mr. Hitchens

Message to American Atheists

Dear fellow-unbelievers,

Nothing would have kept me from joining you except the loss of my voice (at least my speaking voice) which in turn is…

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Added by delapruch on April 24, 2011 at 3:00am — 1 Comment

the royal wedding

the wedding cake:  $16,000-$80,000

cleaning of the streets after the wedding in london:  $64,000

the flowers: $320,000-$800,000

pre-wedding hideaway (the goring hotel hosting middleton’s family & friends):  $552 a night for double rooms

middleton’s wedding dress:  $64,000-$434,000

the engagement ring:  valued at $136,000, given to w. by c.

security: $8-$32 million

 

   $32,000,000

   $800,000

   $434,000

  …

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Added by delapruch on April 24, 2011 at 1:44am — No Comments

unsympathetic

without asking for sympathy

he still swings

those fists still ever-clenched

unyielding & enduring

jab after

jab

after

jab

bare-knuckled but far from

barnburning

his ferocity demonstrating that

going the distance is nothing short of an

unspoken certainty

speaking of the constant puking

when there is nothing in his

breadbasket

his shining bald head with but a few hairs…

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Added by delapruch on April 20, 2011 at 7:30am — 2 Comments

Zainab Alkhawaja's letter to President Obama

 

As of April 18th, 27 year old Zainab Alkhawaja has been on hunger strike for 8 days now.  Her father, husband and brother-in-law were all arrested by masked soldiers just outside Manama, the capital of Bahrain, last Saturday.  Her father is said to have been dragged down a flight of stairs and beaten unconscious during his arrest.  Zainab vows to stay on hunger strike until all of her family members are released.  She has an 18…

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Added by delapruch on April 19, 2011 at 5:16am — No Comments

10-3-3

a charlatan is born every minute

a thinker

surrenders

Added by delapruch on April 17, 2011 at 4:47am — 1 Comment

Religious Child Abuse Blogspot

I just found this great site dedicated to illuminating the stories of those children abused by religion!  It is an invaluable resource for those Atheists angered and/or just interested in this topic of vital importance!

 

LINK:

http://religiouschildabuse.blogspot.com

Added by delapruch on April 16, 2011 at 4:48pm — 6 Comments

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