Delapruch's Blog – June 2011 Archive (15)

VAINGLORY VI

VAINGLORY VI

 

(The following is a journal entry left by the 4th century monk, Evagrius Ponticus concerning his discovery of “the eight deadly sins”)

 

Dear Lover of the Fictitious Character,

 

Last night in my dream, I stabbed the “God” and the “Savior” which you so desperately still seem to need an innumerable amount of times.  He’s dead!  It’s dead!  Hey, whatever image or thought that you tried your hardest…

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Added by delapruch on June 27, 2011 at 6:04am — No Comments

GREED III

GREED III

 

(The following is a journal entry left by the 4th century monk, Evagrius Ponticus concerning his discovery of “the eight deadly sins”)

 

Dear God,

 

I write to you today, as my prayers still go unanswered, to commit in writing my confession to you, as dear Lord I have sinned against you in thought, word & deed.  My own greed has forced me to steal from my neighbor, who was not at home this…

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Added by delapruch on June 27, 2011 at 5:55am — No Comments

LUST I

LUST I

 

(The following is a journal entry left by the 4th century monk, Evagrius Ponticus concerning his discovery of “the eight deadly sins”)

 

Dear God,

 

I put my fingers in the oil lamp again just now.  The flames did sear my flesh, but I cannot begin to withdraw from these thoughts that I have been having as of recent.  I roll torridly in my bed with images of unnamed women.  I roll torridly wanting to…

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Added by delapruch on June 27, 2011 at 5:50am — No Comments

george w. obama, i presume

yesterday, NATO

(who doesn’t go to the restroom without asking permission from the

US)

killed 15 more civilians in

tripoli, while bombing a

resteraunt & a

bakery, which were no doubt

major strongholds for gadhafi’s

forces

(what with the

large stockpiles of magroods,

ghreybas, basboosa &

mhalbiya infringing on the rights of

the rebel forces---

certainly the lamb stock libyan soup…

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Added by delapruch on June 26, 2011 at 6:37pm — 4 Comments

blockhead buzz

did you know that the first food & drink ever consumed on the moon was

the “communal wafer” & the prospective wine that goes with it?

did you know that buzz aldrin actually asked

NASA

control

if he could have a moment’s silence in order to take his

prepared “communion wafer & wine” before neil armstrong made his

first step out onto the surface of the moon?

 

please, take a moment,

all rational individuals in…

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Added by delapruch on June 26, 2011 at 6:30pm — No Comments

all there is

this,

is all there is---

this page, this typeface, these words,

shot out amongst the surface as a leaf blower might,

if that mechanism inside

which is used to suck up a plethora of leaves,

malfunctioned &

all of the leaves that had been captured prior,

now blow out

all over the yard---

imagine all those gorgeous leaves

of ever-so-fragile substance

now drained of…

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Added by delapruch on June 25, 2011 at 9:48pm — No Comments

james v.

a couple years back i watched the film,

john q,

whose main character, brilliantly played by

denzel w.,

holds a group of patients in a hospital as hostages

until his son’s name is put on a list to receive

a heart transplant,

due to the fact that he cannot get one any other way

because his health insurance will not cover the

procedure.

 

not being blind to the state that the united states

decrepit health…

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Added by delapruch on June 22, 2011 at 1:49pm — No Comments

9

9 more libyan civilians killed by NATO---

7 adults & 2 babies

(18 others injured)

slaughtered because of a

“weapons system failure”---

imagine if the families of the idiots

whose

WEAPON

SYSTEMS

FAILED

were killed in the same brutal manner of

pushing a button to incinerate them,

as NATO so

mindlessly

dropped bombs on a

residential building in…

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Added by delapruch on June 21, 2011 at 3:07pm — 2 Comments

On the Public Declaration of Love Between Two Individuals

to those that hold the institution of marriage

to be something beautiful---

a way of declaring your unending love to another

human being

in front of all your friends & family,

and not just a legally binding contract

which makes you look good on tax forms

and lets you get a better deal on

health care

in the united states,

one always wonders why it is that they feel they need

such a contract to do…

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Added by delapruch on June 18, 2011 at 1:44pm — No Comments

$6.6 billion

as if

mr. obama’s assassination of

the unarmed &

defenseless,

bin laden,

wasn’t enough of a thorn in ex-president w’s side,

auditing investigators have released information

detailing the

MISSING

$6.6

BILLION

DOLLARS

that the geniuses at our

pentagon

sent as a part of a $12 billion in total,

cash airlift,

to

“post-war iraq”…

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Added by delapruch on June 15, 2011 at 4:41am — No Comments

the cold reader

mesmerized by the initial gaze,

the audience who has paid a pretty

penny

sits on the edge of their seats

waiting on

the cold reader’s

every word---

salivating at the very thought of

serenity

immersing their own lives

if in fact

this “clairvoyant,”

this “intuitive, psychic, visionary,”

this “spiritualistic, highly-perceptive, second-sighted &…

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Added by delapruch on June 13, 2011 at 3:40am — 2 Comments

Lucky You (Libya)

The following is a brief list of what the US/NATO can do for your country, if your country is Libya:

 

  1. NATO’s bombing campaign has killed 718 civilians as of June 7th, 2011
  2. NATO’s bombing campaign has wounded 4,067 civilians, 433 of these are seriously wounded individuals.
  3. “Libya’s rebels,” who are presently being supported by the US/NATO campaign “have arbitrarily detained dozens…
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Added by delapruch on June 7, 2011 at 2:57am — No Comments

jack k.



to say that jack was simply a champion in the struggle for

individual autonomy &

one of the most important fighters in the battle

for freedom

in the latter half of the 20th…

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Added by delapruch on June 5, 2011 at 6:00am — No Comments

(OOPSY) LASHKAR GAH

US

NATO

ISAF

ON

SUNDAY

MAY

29 TH

KILLED

TWELVE

CHILDREN

AND TWO

WOMEN

WHILE

BOMBING

FROM THE

AIR

IN THE

MIDDLE OF

THE

NIGHT

AND

THE BIG

BAD BOOGEY

TALIBAN

WAS FAR

AWAY

FROM…

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Added by delapruch on June 4, 2011 at 3:44am — No Comments

if i was eileen

if you haven’t heard by now,

eileen heuwetter’s

christian

wackjob

aunt

who had apparently thought highly of the

family radio nutjobs

who put together the little

may 21st, 2011,

prime-USDA-choice,

rapture “scare”---

left eileen & her sister

25 grand a pop when she died,

but to the

family radio conglomerate,

she gave

$300,000 to the cause---

that cause…

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Added by delapruch on June 3, 2011 at 5:34am — No Comments

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