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duck dynasty f#ck

does it surprise anyone

that this king of hicks

amidst his brood of hicks

said something that just might be

homophobic?

does it surprise anyone that this

zz-top, harley riding, camo-wearing-

all-the-goddamned-time,

honky-tonk…

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Added by delapruch on December 19, 2013 at 9:00pm — No Comments

bigger than yeezus

there was a time when

Lennon is said to have muttered ironically

that The Beatles were bigger than

“jesus”---

and yes, christian idiots,

i put “jesus” in quotes, leaving

The Beatles out of quotes,

because your “jesus” is a fictional character,

while The Beatles…

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Added by delapruch on October 20, 2013 at 8:00pm — No Comments

Syria, seriously?

finally

mr. hope & change has come

full circle,

come out to show his true colors,

to be the arm of the companies that got him where he is,

to sell the weapons, to fly the planes,

to try out the new toys in

Syria---

like the American people need…

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Added by delapruch on September 3, 2013 at 5:00pm — No Comments

coming attraction

president hope & change grows more corrupt to the

core,

as most figureheads do when they are fed a few more

years of

power &

with his hope & change comes

the new BRAIN Initiative,

whose puppet master,

the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA),

paints a pretty picture for the public,

saying that the Department of Defense will be able to

simply scan the brains of suspected…

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Added by delapruch on April 12, 2013 at 10:26pm — No Comments

the demonologist

think of the state of boredom

in which 45% of americans exist,

wherein they believe their lives are

exciting enough

to have “ghosts” visit them from

“beyond”…

 

understand that the demonologist

has read all the works of fiction &

uses them to “combat” the “specters”

that are conjured up in the heads of these

bored

bored

bored

americans.

 

just like in the MOVIE

created…

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Added by delapruch on March 31, 2013 at 12:00am — No Comments

“the most famous man who ever lived”

hollow is the story of “jesus”---

hollow

like the stamp with which it was printed,

hollow as these other mythical hero

archetypes,

which all bear a supernatural birth,

which all bear the hunting of said hero

as an infant, with an exciting & dramatic

subsequent getaway,

which all bear the entertaining magic tricks during

the hero’s youth,

which all bear the blind adoration, devotion &

worship that…

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Added by delapruch on March 31, 2013 at 12:00am — No Comments

christian drama week

forget the fact that the

“prophecies”

written in the “old testament”

just happen to be

“fulfilled”

in the “new testament,”

because the writers of the

“second book”

read the first one &

just created a character that

would follow suit,

like a badly written sequel

to a b-movie.

 

but for those who believe that

the fiction is true,

this week brings…

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Added by delapruch on March 27, 2013 at 6:20am — No Comments

he looks like “jesus”

long haired white guys,

from

Koresh to

Vissarion,

to

AJ Miller---

these cult leaders all

“look like “jesus,”

according to many.

 

in fact,

all one has to do is

look like the pictures of

this fictional character,

in order to start his own

cult.

 

the desperate & empty will flock

to the fluffy haired scruffy faced,

and these are the idiots

driving…

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Added by delapruch on March 23, 2013 at 4:31am — 7 Comments

death of a christian science English teacher

i remember well the name of my 11th grade English

teacher---

Ms. Tominson,

who had been rumored to have given

some of her students

fellatio, during the time when she wasn’t lecturing on

Shakespeare---

perhaps it was the passion in her that

let her go wild after hours,

drinking with her teen pupils &

then sucking them dry---

but what led to her decent into

christian science,

one may never…

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Added by delapruch on March 17, 2013 at 11:24pm — No Comments

the unaccountable

have a special friend---

a third party between themselves &

any conversation or action,

who resides in the sky.

 

have a special friend---

who they can read about in

books of fiction written by others who

needed that special friend in order to

validate any conversation or action

which they might have or do,

by residing in the sky.

 

have a special friend---

who listens when they cry, who…

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Added by delapruch on March 15, 2013 at 10:37pm — No Comments

when a “prophet” dies

when a “prophet” dies,

finally having been spit out of

a population that seems to

grind their teeth

chattering

chattering

chattering,

when they don’t have someone to

follow,

what do the minions do?

has there been a “prophet” in the making?

did s/he see the writing on the wall?

is there a secrecy already in the mix,

where said smaller circle round the “prophet”

has been given the heads up

regarding the health of the

“holy…

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Added by delapruch on March 15, 2013 at 10:35pm — No Comments

all walks of life

every herd full of sheep

claims that they have different

fluffy &

ba-ba-ba-ing

members,

who spring from

“all walks of life”---

every herd tells us that

the face of that herd is not a herd at all,

but something that wells with

individuality &

personal growth---

every herd has a third party,

which made that herd gather,

which brought the herd together,

which grants the herd a…

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Added by delapruch on March 15, 2013 at 10:31pm — No Comments

suicidal South Dakota

dear Mr. maniacally-raving-mad-

repugnican-

representative

Daugaard,

if a kid in your school has a gun &

your teacher has a gun,

and the teacher fires first,

or the kid fires first &

somebody misses &

hits other kids

promoting a domino effect of a

bloodbath,

will you think then

that the idea of

putting guns in the hands of

teachers,

might’ve been the

wrong…

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Added by delapruch on March 12, 2013 at 6:00am — No Comments

as the vultures gather to suck beautiful Venezuela dry

now that Chavez is dead,

the american oil companies

chomping at the bit

begin to salivate & lick their lips,

seething

with the foam

of potent country-gutting

rabies---

for while he was alive,

Venezuela was one of the only

countries left,

who resisted the empire’s attempts to

penetrate it & whore it out to the

highest capitalist bidder---

with Chavez dead,

not only will the oil…

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Added by delapruch on March 8, 2013 at 7:07pm — No Comments

electing the new pope (conversation between two cardinals)

christian child molester with "holy" guise #1:

 

“psst…has joey been locked up

in the cage (vatican)?  has he been

put in a safe place where he can’t be heard,

where his senile ramblings won’t reveal

how many little boy’s that we’ve

raped & molested?”

 

christian child molester with "holy" guise #2:

 

“yes, i think he’s done with his waving &

tearing eyes, he has done his…

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Added by delapruch on March 2, 2013 at 11:30pm — No Comments

calming the territory

Q.

how will Israel

“calm the territory?”

 

A.

with imprisonment &

torture behind the walls,

like they killed Arafat Jaradat.

 

and we can watch the soldiers get up in the

face of the young boys throwing

rocks,

as if these rocks would penetrate their

flak vests, as if these rocks wouldn’t

bounce off their tanks

as they plow over the remaining Palestinian

homes, to make way for…

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Added by delapruch on February 26, 2013 at 5:00am — No Comments

watching joey fall

wish Hitch could’ve been alive

to watch joey fall,

to see a “pope” of all the

catholic little boy rapists,

dismiss himself from the

situation,

prior to taking any responsibility

for sitting back while

all the lil’ catholic priests

go molesting about,

masturbating the boys who trusted

them &

scarring them in the name of the

“lord”---

no,

it’s more important to the world…

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Added by delapruch on February 24, 2013 at 9:00am — No Comments

on the outright blatant charbroiling of Christopher Dorner

oh how they don’t like it when one of their own

turns on them,

oh how they don’t like it when he gets a gun---

oh how easily they lie when their lies are exposed &

now Mr. Dorner is dead,

just like they planned.

 

as parallels are made with Waco &

the buzz clips show the forceful roasting of the cabin in which

Dorner hid for his last moments,

the audio exchanges of the officers in question who

intentionally…

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Added by delapruch on February 15, 2013 at 7:53pm — No Comments

eyes of a child

the eyes of a child see what

is happening &

they know it’s not good---

they see the facial expressions

of the loved ones round them,

stressed out & angry,

saddened & depressed,

trying to squeeze a cent out of

every possible path left

to the increasing poor of the

world.

 

the eyes of the child are then

fed lies,

for whenever they open up their

mouths to ask why things…

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Added by delapruch on February 9, 2013 at 11:46pm — No Comments

on “reincarnation”

why

on earth

would anyone want to “come back”

to this

fucking

place?

one should consider themselves

lucky

to be over & done with the

mistake of their parents,

that accidental moment

where evolution burped &

spit out

another human being,

adding to the historical pile of

flaws & errors

which make up our

species &

to want to “come back” to it…

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Added by delapruch on February 8, 2013 at 9:57pm — No Comments

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