CJoe's Blog – February 2013 Archive (1)

God Freaks Self Out By Lying Awake Contemplating Own Immortality

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THE HEAVENS—Sources close to God reported Thursday that the Creator of the Universe and Author of Our Eternal Salvation suffered a crippling bout of existential dread this week, lying awake all night as He pondered His own immortality.

Anxiously drumming His fingers, the all-powerful being was…

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Added by CJoe on February 2, 2013 at 1:15pm — 7 Comments

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