Dan's Blog – April 2009 Archive (7)

Swine flu: How to Survive God’s Wrath Via Stumble upon

Swine flu: How to Survive God’s Wrath

Posted by Jesus on April 27, 2009



My children, I am truly sorry. I tried hard to convince Dad to show you some leniency, but it looks like He’s going to fuck up a whole bunch of you with swine flu in very short order. It’s not the end I would have chosen for any of you, but unfortunately I’m only the Planner’s son. Here’s what you need to know to survive the coming Wrath of God.



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Added by Dan on April 29, 2009 at 3:02am — 2 Comments

Scientist Hawking ill in hospital

Scientist Hawking ill in hospital

Professor Stephen Hawking

Prof Hawking has cancelled an appearance in the US



Leading scientist Stephen Hawking is "very ill" in hospital, his employer Cambridge University has said.



A spokesman said Professor Hawking was undergoing tests at Addenbrooke's Hospital, Cambridge.



The spokesman said the 67-year-old, who has motor neurone disease, had "been unwell for a couple… Continue

Added by Dan on April 20, 2009 at 1:26pm — 4 Comments

I have an Idea...

It's cool that you have a blog on a different site and all, I might even enjoy reading it.



What I don't like is seeing a blind link to a random site with a message saying "here's my blog" in a blog post.



How about posting what it's about, or an article from it?? I am not going to click on a link just because you say it's your blog.



It also clogs up our front page with what looks like spam links.



Content people! Make me want to… Continue

Added by Dan on April 19, 2009 at 3:54am — 3 Comments

SHIT HAPPENS in various world religions

SHIT HAPPENS

in various world religions





TAOISM: Shit happens.



CONFUCIANISM: Confucius say, "Shit happens".



ZEN: (What is the sound of shit happening?)



JESUITISM: If shit happens and when nobody is watching, is it really shit?



ISLAM: Shit happens if it is the will of Allah.



COMMUNISM. Equal shit happens to all people.



CATHOLICISM: Shit happens because you are bad.



PSYCHOANALYSIS: Shit happens… Continue

Added by Dan on April 12, 2009 at 3:58pm — 4 Comments

Happy...



He is risen..... and is hungry for BRAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIINNNNNSSSSSSSS!

Added by Dan on April 12, 2009 at 2:00am — 2 Comments

Treaty of Peace and Friendship between the United States and the Bey and Subjects of Tripoli of Barbary

Treaty of Peace and Friendship between the United States and the Bey and Subjects of Tripoli of Barbary



Authored by American diplomat Joel Barlow in 1796, the following treaty was sent to the floor of the Senate, June 7, 1797, where it was read aloud in its entirety and unanimously approved. John Adams, having seen the treaty, signed it and proudly proclaimed it to the Nation.

Annals of Congress, 5th Congress




Be sure to read Art.… Continue

Added by Dan on April 11, 2009 at 12:00pm — No Comments

I understand how mormons hold onto their members now...

So tonight I was crashing at a Mormon household. I was made a nice dinner and while in the kitchen I noticed the label on the mayo...



So I decided to snoop (it's cool I'm a welcome to snoop here). Here is what I found; 3 Bags of cake mix Untold numbers of Pudding and Gelatin mixes, peanut butter, and Non-fat dry milk.



*Not all Items pictured*

All were from the "Dessert" brand and all… Continue

Added by Dan on April 4, 2009 at 9:00pm — 9 Comments

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