http://www.facebook.com/pages/May-21st-Annual-False-Rapture-Day/173838496007528?sk=wall

You can't be mad the little rascal, he's so adorable.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But seriously, what were those Theists thinking?

That wise and highly educated man calculated the date of the rapture, when we will all meet Cheesus Christ.

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So I was out walking the dog and noticed some stuff lying around and took some pictures. found them humorous.

 

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What no rapture? And here I was looking forward to some fine deals on housing and used cars.



So far I have yet to read anything about the rapture in other time zones.



It's already past six in many parts of the world, and yet nothing is happening!



I suppose I envisioned a kind of "rolling rapture", in which every good obedient Christian ascends to the heavens one time zone at a time. Kind of like god had a commercial for the rapture similar to television… Continue

Originally posted @ Atheist Dave on 21 April, 2011

 

 

 

May 21st of this year is thought by quite a few religious crazies (sometimes ad hominem attacks really are all they deserve)…

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Hey all, with the shadow of impending doom looming over us tomorrow, May 21, I thought I'd invite some of you heathens over to my bar for a Judgment Day/Rapture party.  This is a shameless plug, sorry if this is frowned upon, but...I own a bar called Valhalla on 54th St and 9th Avenue in Manhattan.  Lots of unintentional symbolism there, Valhalla being a mythical (maybe not?) beer hall heaven in the sky for Viking warriors, and being located in Hells Kitchen.  

 

Anyway, maybe…

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I’m putting together a playlist for my rapture party on Saturday.  If you haven’t heard, Jesus is coming back on Saturday and you’re fucked.  We’re gonna party like there’s no tomorrow.  See http://wecanknow.com/ to find out how much trouble you’re in.  Anyhow, I’m open to suggestions for the playlist, but I’m trying to stay away from metal, too many obscure tunes, and too many downers.  I need some armageddon-themed tune…

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This Saturday, May 21, 2010, is the End Of Days, according to Harold Camping of http://www.familyradio.com/facts/

There, he states:

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What will take place on May 21?

On May 21, 2011 two events will occur. These events could not be more opposite in nature, the one more wonderful than can be imagined; the other more horrific than can be…

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There are various denominations of Christianity such as Baptists and Pentecostals, which believe in a form "rapture, and this post is an explanation of this belief, and why it is, according to Jesus, moot. It is only the supposed words of Paul that have Christians in a tizzy wondering when/if they will be "caught in the clouds" with their god, which illustrates Paul's authority over that of Jesus.

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hey guys, good to see you back for another edition of Sunday School. thanks for always stopping in!

 

first off i want to tell you about some exciting news. just this week we passed through 10,000 members here on Think Atheist! we want to thank everyone for making TA what it is with your contributions and the sense of community that you offer freethinkers on the internet. go ahead everyone and stop by…

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I've been writing this series over on my blog http://AngietheAntiTheist.blogspot.com I've put this passage in it's entirety here, and the links for comments on this post, and follow-up posts in the series, are provided at the end.



Looking at "The Woman's Role in the Home" by Christian homeschooling mother Rachel Harkins makes me want to wash out my eyes with bleach. Or acid.

I enjoy coming up with acrostics…

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I wrote an article against Kissimmee Florida’s City Council’s attempt to put “In God We Trust” on their city seal. The day after the article was written the Kissimmee City Council decided to quash the motion and their attempt to make their town a mini theocracy ended. A few days later, a man from Georgetown, Texas named Dave Atkinson wrote me a series of emails on the… Continue

This is one of the funniest blogs I think I've ever seen, courtesy of Mark Pogue:

http://proudatheists.wordpress.com/2009/06/11/in-case-of-rapture-who-will-care-for-your-pets/

Check out the posts in response to it, as well...They are hysterical!! Thanks, Mark!

This is the church that I used to go to AHHH!! PATHETIC! I used to be one of those kids! I knew those kids! I feel bad for them! Someone help… Continue

I used to blog quite a bit over on MySpace. This is one that I wrote about a year ago that I thought would be appropriate here. Enjoy!





Driving down the street the other day, I was slightly amused when I saw this bumper sticker.





The reason that I say "slightly amused" is because my fear is that people actually believe this stuff. I know all about the rapture. I've read the entire bible… Continue