All Blog Posts Tagged 'mythology' (60)

Woe to the World

Jambi: 'The wish is granted. Long live Jambi.'                 Pee-wee: 'Thanks Jambi!' Prophesy of Doom

Isaiah 1:1 to 66:1



1:1 The hallucinations of Isaiah, the son of Amoz, which he saw concerning Judah and Jerusalem back in the days of Uzziah and a bunch of other kings.



1:2 Ok listen up. God says he has taken good care of you up until now but you are all a bunch…

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Added by Brad Snowder on December 9, 2012 at 2:39am — 2 Comments

Happy Happy Joy Joy

Angry Preacher is angry. The Preacher

Ecclesiastes 1:1 to 12:1



1:1 The words of the preacher, the son of King David in Jerusalem.



Everything is nothing, absolutely nothing. Everything is absolutely nothing. People live and people die but the Earth just keeps on keeping on. The sun rises and the sun sets.…

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Added by Brad Snowder on November 25, 2012 at 3:24am — No Comments

Catchy Lyrics

Quick Draw McGraw, alias El Kabong (1959–1962), written by Anonymous. Hymns of the Lyre

Psalms 1:1 to 1:150



1. You would do well to follow the Lord's rules, otherwise you will suffer mightily I assure you.



2. The kings of Earth think they can gang up against the Lord but he is laughing. Bwahahaha he will smash them to pieces like a clay pot. I however,…

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Added by Brad Snowder on November 11, 2012 at 10:15am — No Comments

The Last Laugh

What is light without dark? God and Job

Job 19:1 to 42:10



19:1 Both God and Satan remained quiet while Job and his three friends continued debating the system of justice God had provided for the Universe. Job said, "Give me a break, I'm innocent. I've begged God to hear my story but he's shut me out. He has unfairly counted me among his enemies. He has…

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Added by Brad Snowder on November 4, 2012 at 2:15am — No Comments

The Good, The Bad, and the Fugly

Waiting for death. Stock photo. Job's Friends

Job 8:1 to 18:1



8:1 After Job's extensive tirade about the unjust nature of humanity's role in the battle between cosmic factions of good and evil, his number two friend had finally heard enough and entered the fray. He said "How long can you go on and on about what a good guy you are? If…

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Added by Brad Snowder on October 28, 2012 at 12:42pm — No Comments

The Game

A Universe unevenly divided by truth and lies. Testing Job

Job 1:1 to 6:4



1:1 Once upon a time there was a rich man in the land of Uz whose name was Job. He was indeed one righteous dude. He was very afraid of the Lord, which is wise, and also he hated evil. So that was essentially Job’s stand on the subject of human morality, fear and hate. He had a…

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Added by Brad Snowder on October 21, 2012 at 3:11am — No Comments

Sexism and the City

They are called Feminazis because wanting your gender to be respected is JUST like invading Poland. Esther and Mordecai

Esther 1:1 to 8:8



1:3 King Ahasuerus of Persia would often party with very important men. One day he and some dignitaries were drinking and the king sent for his pretty queen Vashti to be brought in and paraded around before the guys. He insisted she come in wearing something skimpy and shake it and…

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Added by Brad Snowder on October 14, 2012 at 12:02pm — No Comments

Off With Their Heads

Is it Cold or Flu? The Fall of Jerusalem

Second Kings 8:1 to 24:1



8:1 The woman whose son Elisha had revived from illness was sent by that holy man to Philistinia to survive a famine. She eventually returned and the king was nice enough to give her back the land he had taken from her earlier. Things…

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Added by Brad Snowder on September 23, 2012 at 12:37pm — No Comments

With a Grain of Salt

Fire Pony in Space Elisha

Second Kings 1:1 to 6:8



1:1 With Ahab dead, Ahaziah took over as king but soon became very sick. The Moabites took this opportunity to rebel against their Israelite overlords. Meanwhile Ahaziah sent men over to Ekron to ask their god Zebub for help…

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Added by Brad Snowder on September 16, 2012 at 1:00pm — No Comments

A Dog Eat Dog World

Star Trek- Shore Leave. Dec 29, 1966. Elijah and Ahab

First Kings 11:28 to 25:51



11:28 Solomon promoted Jeraboam to number one head boss of all the tribes.



One day Jeraboam met a prophet who grabbed at Jerry's new clothes and tore them into pieces. He used the pieces of clothing to illustrate his…

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Added by Brad Snowder on September 9, 2012 at 2:51pm — No Comments

An Interpretation Of The Myth Of Eve And Adam



Paradise And Instinctivity
- An Interpretation Of The Myth Of Eve And Adam





When I attended a christian kindergarten, I perceived all stories told indiscriminately as fairy tales, no matter if the were Grimm's or from the bible.



The story of how Eve and Adam lost their paradise was one of those fairy tales.   But rationally seen, their garden Eden was certainly not the perfect paradise.   Had it been,…
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Added by maruli marulaki on September 2, 2012 at 11:25am — 5 Comments

Don't be such a big baby.

Best way to cut a watermelon. King Solomon

First Kings 1:1 to 11:28



1:1 King David was getting very old and feeble. He even had trouble staying warm so the country was searched for the perfect beautiful young virgin girl to cuddle with him. She was found and tended to the old king's physical…
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Added by Brad Snowder on September 1, 2012 at 11:52pm — No Comments

Splish Splash

Cindy and Poodle. Cile Bailey, photographer, Mandeville, Louisiana Bathsheba

Second Samuel 1:1 to 24:1



1:1 David was hanging out in Ziklag, just hanging with not much going on. A dirty, ragged man showed up in dirty, ragged clothes.



1:4 The man was an Amalekite and he brought word to David of King Saul's and…
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Added by Brad Snowder on August 26, 2012 at 2:44pm — No Comments

Are you a good witch or a bad witch?

Bewitched (1964) David and Saul

First Samuel 22:1 to 31:1



22:1 David hid in the hills and stayed mobile with his small band of guerrilla insurgents and barely managed to stay one step ahead of Saul's pursuit. David's troops ran smack into a band of Philistines but crushed them.…

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Added by Brad Snowder on August 21, 2012 at 11:19am — No Comments

A Lucky Shot

A masked Palestinian demonstrator in the West Bank village of Nabi Saleh wields a catapult against Israeli troops during clashes following a weekly protest of the Israeli settlement expansion. By Majdi Mohammed, AP Oct 28, 2011. David and Goliath

First Samuel 16:12 to 22:19



16:12 In private the Lord told Samuel to prepare to soon be pouring oil on a new king's head. Sam found what he thought was a good candidate for kingship living in the region of Judah and…
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Added by Brad Snowder on August 16, 2012 at 11:24pm — 1 Comment

The Man Who Would be Kingmaker

It is not uncommon to experience a false negative pregnancy test. Samuel and Saul

First Samuel 1:1 to 15:19



1:1 There was a man who had two wives. One of them was Hannah.



1:5 Hannah was having problems becoming pregnant because the Lord had messed around with her lady parts. Hannah was…
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Added by Brad Snowder on August 12, 2012 at 1:20pm — No Comments

The Perfect Woman

Fashion Fairytale Barbie, $39.76 Ruth



1:1 Once upon a time there lived a man named Emilech and his wife Naomi. They left Judah for Moab with their two sons. Emilech died soon thereafter,…
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Added by Brad Snowder on July 29, 2012 at 11:44am — 2 Comments

The Lion, The Switch, and Thirty Wardrobes

Huckleberry Hound - Lion Tamer Huck (1959) Samson and the Foxes

Judges 13:3 to 16:1



13:1 Again the children of Israel were being bad little children from the Lord's point of view. So he had the Philistines conquer and rule over them for forty years. Meanwhile a childless couple of the tribe of Dan was visited by one of the Lord’s…
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Added by Brad Snowder on July 15, 2012 at 11:04am — No Comments

The Branch Manager

Treebeard - Lord of the Rings, The Two Towers (2002) Abimelech and Jephthah

Judges 9:1 to 12:1




9:1 A chaotic power struggle ensued following Gideon’s death and through various manipulations and lots of murders Gideon’s son Abimelech managed to get himself crowned king. Meanwhile Abimelech’s…
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Added by Brad Snowder on July 8, 2012 at 10:10am — No Comments

It’s Not a Perfect Science

Doc Brown in Back to the Future (1985) Gideon’s Fleece

Judges 6:1 to 8:27



6:1 The Lord got angry with the Israelites again so he helped the king of Midian take control of the tribes. The brutal oppression of the Midianites caused many of the Israelites to head for the hills and hide out in caves and such. Things looked pretty bleak…

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Added by Brad Snowder on July 1, 2012 at 10:28am — No Comments

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