I'm sorry, but I had to stop listening to this bit at about the fourth paradox due to being out of breath from laughing. How long can you last?
New Book Announcement (full disclosure here - I had a hand in publishing this)
The Blasphemy Tour, by Jass Richards
Two Canadian atheists go on a cross-country speaking tour of American Bible Colleges... Irreverent. Definitely irreverent.
The Blasphemy Tour — where philosophy essay meets stand-up comedy.
(In The Road Trip Dialogues, the prequel, Rev and Dylan are charged with blasphemy for adding “‘Blessed are they that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the…Continue
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Here is a little something I subject to you for your funny bone enjoyment .....
This comes from a site I frequent to poke fun of and some time find interesting stories .....
I being a cat person experiencing of lot of this wonder myself......
That's right, brothers and sisters, I am here on ATS to steer you to the awful truth about our feline 'friends.' They are biological transmitters working as spies for our Alien Overlords. Take these facts into account…
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In public I rarely cuss. In private, it's another matter. Pain and frustration can cause me to say something like Jesus f***ing Christ! In religious company, I try to bite my tongue, but there have been occasions where I have let a simple, exasperated Jesus! slip. There have also been occasions where such an exclamation invited a rebuke inspired by the fourth commandment, such as, Don't take God's name in vain.
I just realized my rejoinder. Now…Continue
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Let’s Put Claus Back Into Christmas:
A modest proposal
Remember Christmas when you were a child?
The Season was a time to come together as family and friends...and even make Peace with your enemies for at least a few days. Christmas was all about bringing people together. Religious differences were just like social class or politics or even gender...every town was like Mayberry and had their…Continue
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1. When you are at your girlfriend's house, you cannot stop scowling at her mother's pictures of Jesus (Please see: …Continue
So I was out walking the dog and noticed some stuff lying around and took some pictures. found them humorous.
feel free to add any of your own.
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Heard about, talked about, and even plastered on the side of semi-trucks, May 21st and October 21st seem to be a very important date.
Apparently, the 21st of May is "Judgment Day", where...
"By God’s grace and tremendous mercy, He is giving us advanced warning as to what He is about to do. On Judgment Day, May 21st, 2011, this 5-month period of…Continue
Today I discovered just how controversial Bunnies are... Some would say that the Leviticus inclusion of rabbits in the unclean camp because of their "chewing of the cud" points to an imperfect God... because they don't chew their cud so they are miscategorized... but then I discovered arguments that cleared that right up. Apparently God is Still Perfect because Rabbits eat their #2 which apparently falls in the cud chewing camp. So - case solved?
Just curious if anyone else here has any fun or weird easter traditions. Or any other holidays for that matter. A couple of my atheist friends and I have a “7 deadly sin-a-thon”. Basically we try to commit all seven deadly sins over the easter weekend. We always begin by making a lamb cake, which is a cake that is the shape of a lamb. We use red cake so that when we cut the heart out it’s color appropriate. Then we proceed to eat a lot of food and drink, which takes care of most of the sins…Continue
From the wonderful parody site The Onion:
Said Angela Schlosser, a day nurse who witnessed the Divine Manifestation: "An incredible, booming voice said to Timmy, 'I am the Lord thy God, who created the rivers and the mountains, the heavens and the earth, the sun and the moon and the stars. Before Me sits My beloved child, whose faith is that of the mustard seed from which grows mighty and powerful things. My child, Timmy Yu, I say unto you thus: I have heard your…
I've discussed with some fellow non-believers about the possibility that there's a bit of a game of prayer-hockey going…Continue
Holy Flying Spaghetti Monster! Is Think Atheist trying to re-convert me back to Islam? Has Google joined hands with Islamic fundies to form a new axis of 'do gooders'?
I am telling all of you. I am not falling for this again. And I ain't going back because I love this life more than my previous one!…Continue
In the beginning god having created the heavens needed company, so he created the angels. However, this was done with little foresight, and after a while god was still lonely. Thinking to “him”-self pondered, “I wonder what I have to do now to feel genuinely loved and needed, these angels only praise me because they have to.” So, he…Continue
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