All Blog Posts Tagged 'humor' (20)

A great number of paradoxes, starting with Scroedinger's cat

I'm sorry, but I had to stop listening to this bit at about the fourth paradox due to being out of breath from laughing. How long can you last?

Added by Unseen on April 18, 2014 at 8:00pm — 1 Comment

The Blasphemy Tour

New Book Announcement (full disclosure here - I had a hand in publishing this)

The Blasphemy Tour, by Jass Richards

Two Canadian atheists go on a cross-country speaking tour of American Bible Colleges... Irreverent. Definitely irreverent.

The Blasphemy Tour — where philosophy essay meets stand-up comedy.

(In The Road Trip Dialogues, the prequel, Rev and Dylan are charged with blasphemy for adding “‘Blessed are they that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the…

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Added by p tittle on June 24, 2012 at 12:30am — No Comments

For the lulz - HALLOWEEN AND Its HORRIBLE ROOTS Introduction

 

It seems we can no longer swing a dead cat in this country (the US) without hitting a religious extremist littering our public gathering places with poorly-written propaganda in an attempt to remind us any fun we may accidentally be having will send us immediately to the Flames of Hell.



Indeed, the family's most recent outing to the county playground was interrupted by a swath of these kind-hearted souls making a Sherman-esque march arm-in-arm across…
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Added by Alyson Mitchell on October 26, 2011 at 11:00am — No Comments

Cats are Alien Camcorders! A little humor....

Here is a little something I subject to you for your funny bone enjoyment .....

This comes from a site I frequent to poke fun of and some time find interesting stories .....

I being a cat person experiencing of lot of this wonder myself......

That's right, brothers and sisters, I am here on ATS to steer you to the awful truth about our feline 'friends.' They are biological transmitters working as spies for our Alien Overlords. Take these facts into account…

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Added by Richard C. on October 23, 2011 at 10:25pm — 1 Comment

Apology Of A Poseur

(The following was inspired by Deepak Chopra's quackery-laden and hypocritically self-serving review of Richard Dawkins' book, The Magic of Reality. Enjoy).





I find…
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Added by Pierre H. Vachon on October 15, 2011 at 1:30pm — No Comments

The benefits of atheism vis a vie the Ten Commandments

In public I rarely cuss.  In private, it's another matter.  Pain and frustration can cause me to say something like Jesus f***ing Christ!  In religious company, I try to bite my tongue, but there have been occasions where I have let a simple, exasperated Jesus! slip.  There have also been occasions where such an exclamation invited a rebuke inspired by the fourth commandment, such as, Don't take God's name in vain.

 

I just realized my rejoinder.  Now…

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Added by Thaddeus Dombrowski on September 21, 2011 at 4:27am — No Comments

Let's Put Claus Back Into Christmas

Let’s Put Claus Back Into Christmas:

A modest proposal

 

Remember Christmas when you were a child?

The Season was a time to come together as family and friends...and even make Peace with your enemies for at least a few days.  Christmas was all about bringing people together.  Religious differences were just like social class or politics or even gender...every town was like Mayberry and had their…

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Added by Philip Jarrett on June 19, 2011 at 6:36pm — No Comments

10 Telltale Signs That You Are an Atheist. From Conservapedia.

Because every atheist is a white male nerd...

10 telltale signs you are on your way to becoming a lonely atheist nerd

1. When you are at your girlfriend's house, you cannot stop scowling at her mother's pictures of Jesus (Please see: …

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Added by Sarah on June 7, 2011 at 9:49am — 23 Comments

When you're raptured... a meme?

So I was out walking the dog and noticed some stuff lying around and took some pictures. found them humorous.

 

feel free to add any of your own.

 

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Added by Kai on May 22, 2011 at 12:40am — No Comments

God is a troll

Added by Daniel on May 17, 2011 at 1:00pm — No Comments

May 21st, Judgment Day! Who wants to party?

Heard about, talked about, and even plastered on the side of semi-trucks, May 21st and October 21st seem to be a very important date.

http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/may21/

 

Apparently, the 21st of May is "Judgment Day", where...

 

"By God’s grace and tremendous mercy, He is giving us advanced warning as to what He is about to do.  On Judgment Day, May 21st, 2011, this 5-month period of…

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Added by Nate Bauder on May 9, 2011 at 5:45pm — 22 Comments

Jesus Is WINNING!

Today I discovered just how controversial Bunnies are... Some would say that the Leviticus inclusion of rabbits in the unclean camp because of their "chewing of the cud" points to an imperfect God... because they don't chew their cud so they are miscategorized...  but then I discovered arguments that cleared that right up.  Apparently God is Still Perfect because Rabbits eat their #2 which apparently falls in the cud chewing camp.  So - case solved? 

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Added by Christine Vyrnon on April 24, 2011 at 5:00pm — 6 Comments

holiday fun

Just curious if anyone else here has any fun or weird easter traditions. Or any other holidays for that matter. A couple of my atheist friends and I have a “7 deadly sin-a-thon”. Basically we try to commit all seven deadly sins over the easter weekend. We always begin by making a lamb cake, which is a cake that is the shape of a lamb. We use red cake so that when we cut the heart out it’s color appropriate. Then we proceed to eat a lot of food and drink, which takes care of most of the sins…

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Added by Brandon Cure on April 22, 2011 at 2:00pm — 5 Comments

God Answers Prayers Of Paralyzed Little Boy--'No,' Says God

From the wonderful parody site The Onion:

 

Said Angela Schlosser, a day nurse who witnessed the Divine Manifestation: "An incredible, booming voice said to Timmy, 'I am the Lord thy God, who created the rivers and the mountains, the heavens and the earth, the sun and the moon and the stars. Before Me sits My beloved child, whose faith is that of the mustard seed from which grows mighty and powerful things. My child, Timmy Yu, I say unto you thus: I have heard your…

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Added by Samuel H. Kenyon on January 23, 2011 at 2:06pm — 3 Comments

In Which We Up The Ante (Sign up for your Smiting!)

All right.  As you can see, I still have not been at the business end of a smiting.

 

I've discussed with some fellow non-believers about the possibility that there's a bit of a game of prayer-hockey going…

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Added by Laura Foster on January 5, 2011 at 1:12pm — 30 Comments

Holy Flying Spaghetti Monster! Is Think Atheist trying to re-convert me back to Islam? Has Google joined hands with Islamic fundies to form a new axis of 'do gooders'? I am telling all of you. I am …



Holy Flying Spaghetti Monster! Is Think Atheist trying to re-convert me back to Islam? Has Google joined hands with Islamic fundies to form a new axis of 'do gooders'?



I am telling all of you. I am not falling for this again. And I ain't going back because I love this life more than my previous one!…

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Added by QM on May 9, 2010 at 10:25am — 5 Comments

Too Many Whatchamacallits... Oh what to do, what to do?

In the beginning god having created the heavens needed company, so he created the angels. However, this was done with little foresight, and after a while god was still lonely. Thinking to “him”-self pondered, “I wonder what I have to do now to feel genuinely loved and needed, these angels only praise me because they have to.” So, he…

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Added by Amie R L on February 11, 2010 at 4:30pm — No Comments

The Source for Youth Ministry, and More Importantly, "What's a Fo' Sheezy?"

I could get into a passionate tirade about the poisonous, manipulative ways through which Christianity and religion indoctrinate children with ideas before giving them a proper chance to come up with their own.



I could. But I want to avoid preaching to the choir - or simply complaining, which I think I covered all too well in my last blog entry. I feel a little bit silly about how incensed I got.



"Thesource4ym.com" is a free, online resource full of discussion ideas,… Continue

Added by Izzy on November 9, 2009 at 11:30pm — 5 Comments

Humor

It is my contention that if one grew up without ever hearing of gods, religion, and the supernatural; that when one was presented with these concepts for the first time, one would laugh one's ass off!

Added by Doug Reardon on August 30, 2009 at 5:35pm — No Comments

Jacob and the Angel

Jacob and the Angel

Genesis 32, Hosea 12

(As listed in the Bible, Jacob wrestled an angel into submission with the classic ‘What’s my name, bitch?!’ until the angel relented and promised Jacob a blessing if he would release him.)



St. Peter: *sitting at his desk and pouring over paperwork.* Hi, Bob. Come on in and have a seat. I was just looking over your blessing audits and had a few questions. It seems like you’ve given a blessing we can’t account for.

Bob The Angel:… Continue

Added by Misty: Baytheist Living! on April 1, 2009 at 5:48am — 3 Comments

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