CJoe's Blog Posts Tagged 'god' (1)

God Freaks Self Out By Lying Awake Contemplating Own Immortality

Brought to you by The Onion (a satirical "news" organization)

THE HEAVENS—Sources close to God reported Thursday that the Creator of the Universe and Author of Our Eternal Salvation suffered a crippling bout of existential dread this week, lying awake all night as He pondered His own immortality.

Anxiously drumming His fingers, the all-powerful being was…

Continue

Added by CJoe on February 2, 2013 at 1:15pm — 7 Comments

Monthly Archives

2015

2014

2013

2012

2011

2010

2009

2008

Forum

Will A Climate Catastrophe Improve the Human Gene Pool?

Started by Tom Sarbeck in Small Talk. Last reply by Tom Sarbeck 27 minutes ago. 3 Replies

hebrew bullshit

Started by seamus mc ardle in Small Talk. Last reply by Reg The Fronkey Farmer yesterday. 6 Replies

Does Human Nature Change?

Started by Tom Sarbeck in Philosophy. Last reply by Tom Sarbeck 8 minutes ago. 13 Replies

Blog Posts

The First Lie

Posted by Andrew Brown on April 24, 2017 at 12:46pm 4 Comments

13 April

Posted by Noon Alif on April 24, 2017 at 7:08am 0 Comments

© 2017   Created by Rebel.   Powered by

Badges  |  Report an Issue  |  Terms of Service