But really, how can you be so ignorant parents? Telling your kids, evolution is a dumb theory thats states that there were monkeys than POOF us. of course your kids won't believe that.
"ive gotten so dumb a guy here was taking college math class and i looked at his book and forgot algebra and i realize ive gotten stupid"
"me too man i dont remeber anything let alone science"
"oh science is out the window im regressing pretty soon im gonna believe god created the world"
=] i love you
omg i love you tooo!!!!!
lol the expression i dont have a god haha if i…
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Here is a little something I subject to you for your funny bone enjoyment .....
This comes from a site I frequent to poke fun of and some time find interesting stories .....
I being a cat person experiencing of lot of this wonder myself......
That's right, brothers and sisters, I am here on ATS to steer you to the awful truth about our feline 'friends.' They are biological transmitters working as spies for our Alien Overlords. Take these facts into account…
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Be informed that the badassery of this blog can't possibly described by words of a human being but needs assistance supernatural force, let's call this force Joachim for convenience.
Joachim will tell you this blog contains not only overwhelming words of awesomeness but even the most magnificent pictures of all times.
Kittentitties-sucking Joachim!!! Here's the first picture.
It's so hilarious you will start rubbing feces on an apple and throw it on…Continue
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Hello TA! So I recently got to watch BIll Maher's documentary, "Religulous". Fantastic movie. (He's a bit of an ass at times but still gets the tough questions out there). It stars Bill Maher himself, roaming the country (and even parts of the Vatican itself), questioning the religious beleifs of people from America to Islam. It even has a few good laughs in it.
If anyone here hasn't seen it yet, PLEASE do. It is an amazing and hilarious documentary well worth your…Continue
I saw this today on my Facebook's homepage. Although the situation may not be funny, what my "ghetto" cousin said makes it so. Also, I edited the first part of the page. The OP had mentioned his full name, address, and everything. Since I couldn't find anything in the news about it, I decided to not disclose his personal information.…Continue
This kind of made me laugh and I would like to see your opinions on it...
My personal opinion on it...
In honor of the supermoon and just for fun I thought I'd revive an incident that's personally relevant to us and can elicit a good laugh...
And, to quote Keith Olbermann, "MOON! TIDE MOON MAKE! MOON MAKE…Continue
Muslims believe that when an eclipse happens, it means that allah is angry, furious!
They believe that because allah told them in his book! So they go and pray "the eclipse prayer" in mosques!
Does that mean that by predicting the lunar eclipse this tuesday (december 21 2010), humans are actually predicting god's "mood" on that day?
Islam is instinctual, there is a hadith that says a newborn is born instinctually, unless his parents raise him as a jew, christian or a majoosi(it's an arabic word for people who worship fire).
So if you let a baby grow up with no teaching of any religion, he/she will become a muslim eventually.
But then when I was just 5-7 years old & I was told that god(allah) created everything, why did the first thing that came to my mind was "who created god?" ? Wasn't…Continue
what makes me laugh is what people say when a "liberal" but still muslim person gets sick! they say it's "god's punishment and wrath"!!
but when a religious person of god gets the same sickness, it becomes "god's test of faith, and god tests the people he loves"
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