All Blog Posts Tagged 'funny' (23)

Types of Extremists

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Added by Rob Klaers on March 28, 2012 at 10:24pm — No Comments

How i felt when I learned Fundamentalist Christians Actually believed creationism (b4 i was Atheist)

But really, how can you be so ignorant parents? Telling your kids, evolution is a dumb theory thats states that there were monkeys than POOF us. of course your kids won't believe that.

Added by Max Johnson on February 10, 2012 at 1:30am — 1 Comment

rational and ridiculous

zach leigey

"ive gotten so dumb a guy here was taking college math class and i looked at his book and forgot algebra and i realize ive gotten stupid"

ryan

"me too man i dont remeber anything let alone science"

zach leigey

"oh science is out the window im regressing pretty soon im gonna believe god created the world"

andi

=] i love you

ryan

omg i love you tooo!!!!!

andi

omg?

ryan

lol the expression i dont have a god haha if i…

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Added by ryan werling on February 5, 2012 at 11:07pm — No Comments

For the lulz - HALLOWEEN AND Its HORRIBLE ROOTS Introduction

 

It seems we can no longer swing a dead cat in this country (the US) without hitting a religious extremist littering our public gathering places with poorly-written propaganda in an attempt to remind us any fun we may accidentally be having will send us immediately to the Flames of Hell.



Indeed, the family's most recent outing to the county playground was interrupted by a swath of these kind-hearted souls making a Sherman-esque march arm-in-arm across…
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Added by Alyson Mitchell on October 26, 2011 at 11:00am — No Comments

Cats are Alien Camcorders! A little humor....

Here is a little something I subject to you for your funny bone enjoyment .....

This comes from a site I frequent to poke fun of and some time find interesting stories .....

I being a cat person experiencing of lot of this wonder myself......

That's right, brothers and sisters, I am here on ATS to steer you to the awful truth about our feline 'friends.' They are biological transmitters working as spies for our Alien Overlords. Take these facts into account…

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Added by Richard C. on October 23, 2011 at 10:25pm — 1 Comment

The story of the 13 year old atheist!

Hey guys, I'm Victoria, I'm an atheist, and here's my story-



“Me”

I've been an atheist for a year now. If you've read the biography part of my profile, you'll see that I'm 13, almost 14. That's right, I've been an atheist since I was 12, almost 13. I found out about this website by Twitter, and quickly got addicted to reading other peoples stories, and reading discussions, and being recommended books. Before I go on, I need to warn you that this is probably going to be a really… Continue

Added by Victoria on July 10, 2011 at 11:30am — No Comments

Jesus Christ !!! Look at this blog it's so fucking badass!!!!!14

Be informed that the badassery of this blog can't possibly described by words of a human being but needs assistance supernatural force, let's call this force Joachim for convenience.

Joachim will tell you this blog contains not only overwhelming words of awesomeness but even the most magnificent pictures of all times.

Kittentitties-sucking Joachim!!! Here's the first picture.

It's so hilarious you will start rubbing feces on an apple and throw it on…

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Added by Benny on May 23, 2011 at 6:30am — No Comments

God is a troll

Added by Daniel on May 17, 2011 at 1:00pm — No Comments

If You Haven't Seen It Yet...

Hello TA! So I recently got to watch BIll Maher's documentary, "Religulous". Fantastic movie. (He's a bit of an ass at times but still gets the tough questions out there). It stars Bill Maher himself, roaming the country (and even parts of the Vatican itself), questioning the religious beleifs of people from America to Islam. It even has a few good laughs in it.

 

If anyone here hasn't seen it yet, PLEASE do. It is an amazing and hilarious documentary well worth your…

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Added by Nate Bauder on May 11, 2011 at 7:00pm — 1 Comment

Ironic

My friend's cousin's born again Christian grandmother got in to an accident the other day. Want to know why? Not only was she reading the Bible while driving, but she was witnessing to the other drivers on the GWB from her car. Even ignoring everything else...she was on the GWB why the hell wasn't she paying attention to her driving!

Added by Raven on April 29, 2011 at 1:54pm — 4 Comments

This explains eeeverything!



Another great comic by Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal.

Added by Monica McGee (Monicks) on April 23, 2011 at 2:19am — 10 Comments

Funny Happenings on FB..

I saw this today on my Facebook's homepage. Although the situation may not be funny, what my "ghetto" cousin said makes it so. Also, I edited the first part of the page. The OP had mentioned his full name, address, and everything. Since I couldn't find anything in the news about it, I decided to not disclose his personal information.…

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Added by Scarlette Blues on April 19, 2011 at 8:26pm — 6 Comments

Facebook Christians sad?

This kind of made me laugh and I would like to see your opinions on it... 

 

My personal opinion on it...

 

I would Expect the numbers to be a little bit more reflective of eachother.. Either that or Christians are more sad than they think we…

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Added by Jacob LeMaster on April 15, 2011 at 1:30am — 4 Comments

In Honor of the Supermoon...

In honor of the supermoon and just for fun I thought I'd revive an incident that's personally relevant to us and can elicit a good laugh...

 

 

And, to quote Keith Olbermann, "MOON! TIDE MOON MAKE! MOON MAKE…

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Added by Amanda Artman on March 19, 2011 at 10:04pm — 1 Comment

Stupid But also Funny: Eclipse=Allah is furious!

Muslims believe that when an eclipse happens, it means that allah is angry, furious!

They believe that because allah told them in his book! So they go and pray "the eclipse prayer" in mosques!

 

Does that mean that by predicting the lunar eclipse this tuesday (december 21 2010), humans are actually predicting god's "mood" on that day?

 

 

HAHAHA

Added by Sadly 'M' iCantSay on December 18, 2010 at 2:32pm — 8 Comments

Stupid But also Funny: Islam is instinctual

Islam is instinctual, there is a hadith that says a newborn is born instinctually, unless his parents raise him as a jew, christian or a majoosi(it's an arabic word for people who worship fire).

So if you let a baby grow up with no teaching of any religion, he/she will become a muslim eventually.

But then when I was just 5-7 years old & I was told that god(allah) created everything, why did the first thing that came to my mind was "who created god?" ? Wasn't…

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Added by Sadly 'M' iCantSay on December 15, 2010 at 7:35pm — 3 Comments

Stupid But also Funny: Wrath or Test?

what makes me laugh is what people say when a "liberal" but still muslim person gets sick! they say it's "god's punishment and wrath"!!

but when a religious person of god gets the same sickness, it becomes "god's test of faith, and god tests the people he loves"

hahaha

Added by Sadly 'M' iCantSay on December 15, 2010 at 7:33pm — 8 Comments

fun quotes from a religious forum

fun quotes from a religious forum. Some are short and sweet, straight to the point.

The bold is the name of the topic, the italics are the message inside the topic.





Atheists are you brain damaged?

Atheists are you brain damaged?





Agnostics and atheists are immoral and amoral Bastards

Agnostics and atheists are immoral and amoral Bastards who do not deserve any respect whatsover, true?



Christians...are… Continue

Added by Desirai on December 18, 2009 at 1:47pm — 7 Comments

Friday Funnies

I really do appreciate good headline writers...



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Court climax premature for Madonna of Orgasm Church



The Madonna of Orgasm Church (Orgasmens Madonnas kyrka) has suffered a disappointing reversal following a Swedish court ruling that the church’s name is unacceptable and offensive.



The church’s founder, artist Carlos Bebeacua who resides in Lövestad in southern… Continue

Added by Pam on May 1, 2009 at 10:41am — No Comments

T-shirt that will blow your mind...

or your load.



http://shop.cafepress.com/design/20580635



it reads :



Christianity the belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father and can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a… Continue

Added by Mike on April 22, 2009 at 2:16pm — 2 Comments

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