All Blog Posts Tagged 'Easter' (7)

Jesus Is WINNING!

Today I discovered just how controversial Bunnies are... Some would say that the Leviticus inclusion of rabbits in the unclean camp because of their "chewing of the cud" points to an imperfect God... because they don't chew their cud so they are miscategorized...  but then I discovered arguments that cleared that right up.  Apparently God is Still Perfect because Rabbits eat their #2 which apparently falls in the cud chewing camp.  So - case solved? 

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Added by Christine Vyrnon on April 24, 2011 at 5:00pm — 6 Comments

The Ultimate Easter Quiz - By David Fitzgerald

The Ultimate Easter Quiz

By David Fitzgerald



1. When did Jesus get crucified?

a. At the 3rd Hour (9am), on Friday, the morning of Passover.

b. Shortly after the 6th Hour (noon), on Friday, the day before Passover.

c. He didn’t really get crucified, his identical twin Thomas Didymus did.

d. He didn’t really get crucified, he only…

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Added by Johnny on April 24, 2011 at 12:31pm — No Comments

The Story of Easter as Told By the Reverend Hargus Langdon

Jesus was crucified and died on the cross. His loving followers took the body from the cross and placed it in a cave like tomb sealed with a large rock.

 

On the third day when they returned, they were surprised when an angel caused a violent shaking of the earth and rolled back the stone. The angel perched on the rock and told the followers that the tomb was empty. He told them that Jesus had risen, and to gather the disciples for Jesus will appear before them on the shores of…

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Added by Mike Baker on April 24, 2011 at 10:00am — No Comments

Easter Dinner with my Christian Family... help!

Hey there, any of you had this experience, uncomfortable... embarrassing... my folks are coming over for Easter Lunch tomorrow, getting Lamb, my Mum is cooking a special Symnal Cake in which bits of the cake represent different pieces of the Easter Story (in marzipan)... it's the most religios day of the year and my Fundie Mum and my Vicar Dad are spending it with us... any of youdoing anything similar?

Added by Chris Lambert on April 23, 2011 at 4:23am — 17 Comments

Ode to Zombie Jesus

Every zombie has it's day,
All who know it stay away.
Only one inspired no such dread,
when it was risen from the dead.
It's name was Jesus, King of Jews,
his minions worship from the pews.
Why the bunny? Why the eggs?
Why not some wooden pegs?
A zombie who invented rules,
Master of all other ghouls.
His holiday a pagan rite,
From Eostre, who has the right.

Added by Robert Ferentz on April 4, 2010 at 10:00am — 1 Comment

The truth about Easter and the Resurrection

For most Christians, Easter is the most important time of the year as it is the celebration of the resurrection of…
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Added by Dan the anti-theist on April 2, 2010 at 12:00pm — 2 Comments

Lent/Easter; Not as fun as No-Guilt/Christmas!

Today is Ash Wednesday. That means the start of Lent. And wouldn't you know it, my favorite e-card website, someecards.com, has provided a number of cards which finely encapsulate how I'm feeling during this time.




The biggest thing I don't like about Lent, is the biggest thing I don't like about Christianity in general: the constant, overwhelming feeling of shame…

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Added by Jake on February 18, 2010 at 12:22am — 8 Comments

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