November 2008 Blog Posts (21)

Kiss Hank's Ass, By James Huber

This morning there was a knock at my door. When I answered the door I found a well-groomed, nicely dressed couple. The man spoke first.



John: "Hi! I'm John, and this is Mary."



Mary: "Hi! We're here to invite you to come kiss Hank's ass with us."



Me: "Pardon me?! What are you talking about? Who's Hank, and why would I want to kiss his ass?"



John: "If you kiss Hank's ass, he'll give you a million dollars; and if you don't, he'll kick the shit out of… Continue

Added by Atheist Ninja on November 5, 2008 at 3:38am — 3 Comments

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