February 2013 Blog Posts (43)

God Freaks Self Out By Lying Awake Contemplating Own Immortality

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THE HEAVENS—Sources close to God reported Thursday that the Creator of the Universe and Author of Our Eternal Salvation suffered a crippling bout of existential dread this week, lying awake all night as He pondered His own immortality.

Anxiously drumming His fingers, the all-powerful being was…

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Added by CJoe on February 2, 2013 at 1:15pm — 7 Comments

when politicians cry

taking the podium &

patting the eyes whilst

whimpering,

the genuine feeling in the air,

which might naturally come from the

massing of individuals together,

gets sucked right out

like a massive vacuum has come upon the

scene to do the bidding of this

lying

vulture.

 

but we at home

seeing the charlatan on the screens

hold our hands crossed on our torso

from the top of each…

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Added by delapruch on February 1, 2013 at 11:30pm — No Comments

Comment Commentary: Do non-believers not have a "reasoned and valid moral baseline"?

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Before I start, I'd like to introduce this all new (yet not original) post format.

In light of a series of interesting comments on the last post (Why Tolerate Intolerance?), I've decided to dedicate the occasional (slightly more humorous and ranty) 'rambling' to methodically picking apart sentiments expressed in the comment section of this blog which don't sit with me too well. I think it's only fair that if…

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Added by Carnun Marcus-Page on February 1, 2013 at 6:30pm — No Comments

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