Timothy Gentle has not received any gifts yet
When people say God cares I have an image of the end of the world, everyone crowds around a door in the sky and about 30 minutes late some big bearded guy comes along.
It's not god. It's St. Peter.
"Sorry, God got bored and gave up." *Turns to leave*
"So what happens to us?"
"What do I care? Have some fun! It's not like there's a god around to do anything about you."