"hahaha! I'll be on the lookout for messages on the various sites I haunt and say nice things. Promise."

"lol. i just got this flash in my mind of a prospective employer reviewing my resume and going, "Mr. Cool Shades... Sparkley... the internet...WTF???" LOL."

"Sure thing. Name: Sparkley Location: The Internet I'm sure they'll find me so I can rave about you and your awesome shades."

"Mr. Cool Shades... lol... nice! if i put that on my resume can i put you down as a reference??? :P"

"Thanks for accepting me, Mr. CoolShades. ^_^"

"lol. thanks! and thanks for adding me to your friends. i appreciate it. hope your weekend's been good! :)"

""George Bush says he speaks to god every day, and Christians love him for it. If George Bush said he spoke to god through his hair dryer, they would think he was mad. I fail to see how the addition of a hair dryer makes it any more…"

"*steals it to post on another site* Thanks!"

"Re: Wikipedia and Scientology I'll bet they just spoof IPs. It doesn't matter, though. Cleansing the internet of all criticism about Scientology is a pretty impossible feat. 4chan, alone, would take forever."

"I just joined, but I agree with the Misty. The group description needs to be corrected. It aggravates me to no end when people don't use proper grammar."

"Hi Konquererz, I totally agree with your assessment of people who look down upon atheists. However, I disagree about pitying them. Perhaps I'm a bit cynical, but I don't think they deserve pity. It's not like they don't have a…"