I kick ass, rarely take names, and peel out every time I leave somewhere. I wear aviator sunglasses, and not just to be hip or ironic, I actually think they rule. I own my own small company, and am the caretaker of a museum I get to live in, but it's nothing like those Ben Stiller movies. It's actually kinda scary. I own guns. I drive a Cadillac. I'm bilingual, not bisexual, although I'll get confused while watching a Clive Owen movie. I travel. I don't owe anybody any money. I hate Jodie Foster. I'm all for abortion, but mostly because pro-lifers are so stupid and fat. I give bums money for drugs, and if I've got drugs on me, I just bypass the money thing. I never rode a dolphin yet, and feel like a complete loser. Anyway, I'm pretty sure I won't run into any of my family/friends here, so I hope you guys are nice to me and I meet some atheist/agnostic friends, because right now, the only free-thinking friend I have in real life is this dude down at the laundry mat who's always telling me about the "revolution"
Why are you here?
Because deists confound me. Because I never figured out how to use facebook, and I think my mom just got a myspace. Whoa! Lookout atheist community, here I am!