Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"

He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or…

HOLLYWOOD HISTORY

Margaret W. Rowen: Hollywood’s prophetess of doom

By Allan R. Ellenberger

If you haven’t already heard, it’s been prophesied that the end of the world will occur on Saturday, May 21…