"I'm a hardcore reader and I own around 800 books (real books) as well as just having bought myself a Kindle. So sue me, I like to be thorough. *takes deep breath*
Brilliant if the book you're trying to read is huge and…"
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Musical instruments cost money, so to get instruments worthy of my skill in playing them, the pill would have cause me to vommit Stradovarii (well, you pluralise Stradovarius, then) as well or I'd be…"