"I wish I had started on religious crack early so i'd be hooked by now..then I wouldn't have to face the reality that there are such crazy people in the world who believe in talking animals and gods living in the sky...I'd be hooked…"
"Ha! I can't even remember how many times I heard growing up/hear from my family now, how important it is to get the kids while they are young. Oh! During x-mas my sister-in-law said that she felt it was okay to teach the kids about…"