I recently rented a house. I have a friend who's seven months pregnant and I decided to help her out and rent her a room for whatever she could afford. Because she really doesn't have anywhere to…Continue
I’ve been working out of town, in Lynchburg Virginia, the past two weeks and staying in a motel. Every morning I go downstairs to have my breakfast. This past Sunday I was eating breakfast and…Continue
"There are so many examples of bad translations from Asian languages to English, I hardly know where to begin, but how about perhaps the most famous single Japanese mistranslation:
All your base are belong to us.
More examples of crazily…"
Accents can be hilarious.
Translations can too though.
One of the Russian chemists I worked with was complaining how hard it was for her to make dinner for she and her daughter because she got home late every night, and I suggested she make…"
"I heard a story of a young woman who could not pronounce an R as anything other than "w" (like Elmer Fudd) going off to college. Someone who met her at the beginning of the semester ran inter her again at the end of the…"
""Should I get some white cock?"
That's hilarious. I've run into severely variant pronunciations several times in my life.
I had a middle-aged black coworker decades ago who simply couldn't deliver the standard…"
"It's probably an accent (different from yours). There are so many variations of Coloradoan out there it's not even funny.
There are places where the various "ah" sounds in English have merged into the same sound. …"
I recently rented a house. I have a friend who's seven months pregnant and I decided to help her out and rent her a room for whatever she could afford. Because she really doesn't have anywhere to go.So anyway I'm at work the other day and she calls me. "Could you stop by Home Depot on your way home and get some cock?""What?" I said."Could you stop by Home Depot on your way home and get some cock?"I still wasn't sure I heard her right so I repeated it. "You want me to stop by Home Depot and get…See More
"My thoughts on an afterlife are this: Does a rat have an afterlife? A chicken? A mosquito? Then why are we any different? When we die that's it This is our one and only chance to experience the universe.
The other part of the question what was…"