I recently rented a house. I have a friend who's seven months pregnant and I decided to help her out and rent her a room for whatever she could afford. Because she really doesn't have anywhere to…Continue
I’ve been working out of town, in Lynchburg Virginia, the past two weeks and staying in a motel. Every morning I go downstairs to have my breakfast. This past Sunday I was eating breakfast and…Continue
"Sometimes I feel like I'm the alien. I don't understand most of the things people do. Mowing lawns, or even having a lawn at all. Jewelry, that one puzzles me. Or following the latest trend because everyone else is. I could go on forever.…"
"The other day the DJ was reading some trivia on air. He said that people's right thumbs were growing larger as a result of texting. He then said that people thought they were evolving, because of it Then the traffic guy spoke up and said,…"
"There are so many examples of bad translations from Asian languages to English, I hardly know where to begin, but how about perhaps the most famous single Japanese mistranslation:
All your base are belong to us.
More examples of crazily…"
Accents can be hilarious.
Translations can too though.
One of the Russian chemists I worked with was complaining how hard it was for her to make dinner for she and her daughter because she got home late every night, and I suggested she make…"
"I heard a story of a young woman who could not pronounce an R as anything other than "w" (like Elmer Fudd) going off to college. Someone who met her at the beginning of the semester ran inter her again at the end of the…"
""Should I get some white cock?"
That's hilarious. I've run into severely variant pronunciations several times in my life.
I had a middle-aged black coworker decades ago who simply couldn't deliver the standard…"
"It's probably an accent (different from yours). There are so many variations of Coloradoan out there it's not even funny.
There are places where the various "ah" sounds in English have merged into the same sound. …"
I recently rented a house. I have a friend who's seven months pregnant and I decided to help her out and rent her a room for whatever she could afford. Because she really doesn't have anywhere to go.So anyway I'm at work the other day and she calls me. "Could you stop by Home Depot on your way home and get some cock?""What?" I said."Could you stop by Home Depot on your way home and get some cock?"I still wasn't sure I heard her right so I repeated it. "You want me to stop by Home Depot and get…See More