"I cannot increase your language skills. Look up in a dictionary the meaning of the word "your" and then the contraction for "you are" which is "you're.""
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lol This really happened
Started this discussion. Last reply by Unseen Jun 16. 9 Replies 0 Likes
I recently rented a house. I have a friend who's seven months pregnant and I decided to help her out and rent her a room for whatever she could afford. Because she really doesn't have anywhere to…Continue
At the Edge of the Observable Universe
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I just read this article…Continue
How Wolves Change Rivers
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Accosted
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I’ve been working out of town, in Lynchburg Virginia, the past two weeks and staying in a motel. Every morning I go downstairs to have my breakfast. This past Sunday I was eating breakfast and…Continue
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Keith Pulley replied to Davis Goodman's discussion 'What would aliens find strangest about Earth?'"Sometimes I feel like I'm the alien. I don't understand most of the things people do. Mowing lawns, or even having a lawn at all. Jewelry, that one puzzles me. Or following the latest trend because everyone else is. I could go on forever.…"
Keith Pulley replied to Davis Goodman's discussion 'What would aliens find strangest about Earth?'"Neckties.That's one I don't understand. And that tribe in Africa that puts a large wooden disk in their lips. Really strange"
Keith Pulley replied to Skycomet the Fallen Angel's discussion 'Dumb Creationists Contest'"The other day the DJ was reading some trivia on air. He said that people's right thumbs were growing larger as a result of texting. He then said that people thought they were evolving, because of it Then the traffic guy spoke up and said,…"
Unseen replied to Keith Pulley's discussion 'lol This really happened'"There are so many examples of bad translations from Asian languages to English, I hardly know where to begin, but how about perhaps the most famous single Japanese mistranslation:
All your base are belong to us.
More examples of crazily…"
TJ replied to Keith Pulley's discussion 'lol This really happened'"LOL
Accents can be hilarious.
Translations can too though.
One of the Russian chemists I worked with was complaining how hard it was for her to make dinner for she and her daughter because she got home late every night, and I suggested she make…"
_Robert_ replied to Keith Pulley's discussion 'lol This really happened'"I have a Polish immigrant friend. She was taking a group photo when she declared "Wait a second, I need to fuck us"."
SteveInCO replied to Keith Pulley's discussion 'lol This really happened'"I heard a story of a young woman who could not pronounce an R as anything other than "w" (like Elmer Fudd) going off to college. Someone who met her at the beginning of the semester ran inter her again at the end of the…"
Daniel W. replied to Keith Pulley's discussion 'lol This really happened'"It is funny. I had the same word misunderstanding with someone who grew up in China. His English is excellent, but in this case I laughed. Fortunately, he has a great, and earthy, sense of humor."
Reg The Fronkey Farmer replied to Keith Pulley's discussion 'lol This really happened'"To all intensive purposes you still got the meaning of what she said. Irregardless you can’t excape the fact that she was not pacific with her pronouncing of it."
Unseen replied to Keith Pulley's discussion 'lol This really happened'""Should I get some white cock?"
That's hilarious. I've run into severely variant pronunciations several times in my life.
I had a middle-aged black coworker decades ago who simply couldn't deliver the standard…"
SteveInCO replied to Keith Pulley's discussion 'lol This really happened'"It's probably an accent (different from yours). There are so many variations of Coloradoan out there it's not even funny.
There are places where the various "ah" sounds in English have merged into the same sound. …"
Keith Pulley posted a discussionlol This really happened
I recently rented a house. I have a friend who's seven months pregnant and I decided to help her out and rent her a room for whatever she could afford. Because she really doesn't have anywhere to go.So anyway I'm at work the other day and she calls me. "Could you stop by Home Depot on your way home and get some cock?""What?" I said."Could you stop by Home Depot on your way home and get some cock?"I still wasn't sure I heard her right so I repeated it. "You want me to stop by Home Depot and get…See More
Keith Pulley replied to Unseen's discussion 'Time for some grammar nazi fun. Things people say that bother you.'"I ain't seen nothing."
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Thanks Keith for the add.
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How should I handle my atheism with my wife and children?
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