"How very phallic. ; )"

"I'll be earning my BFA in advertising this May. If you need help in coming up with campaigns, plans books, media strategies/components, budgets, layouts, or even graphic design, I offer my spare time to the cause."

"Fine, I'll eat the wolf and gopher in place of lost sheep and veges. ;)"

"I'm reading Gödel, Escher, Bach: an Eternal Golden Braid (GEB). I love it. It gives me crazy dreams."

"Thank you Nelson."

"welcome to TA Jimmy. hope to see you around."

"All it needs is a wrist strap! "Whatever it is, this thing on my arm says that it's edible!""

"I normally boot to OS X for because of graphics work. I can also dual boot to windows xp for some gaming, but Linux (Ubuntu) is by far my favorite OS."

"He needs some sort of punishment for his actions. Also, if he was unstable and/or desperate enough to commit armed robbery, he may just be unstable and/or desperate enough to lie to you about his promise and family. He needs to take responsibility…"

"If she looks to be a woman in need, I might offer to purchase them for her. If she appears to be suffering from kleptomania, it would be best to report her as it may be her only route to getting help for her disorder."

"You can never be sure about his actual intentions. Although if his will stated in the first place that everything is to be left to his family, you know that there was a time in his life (and obviously a long one) when he cared a great deal about his…"