I'm so funny and intelligent that when I make jokes, people simeltaneously laugh and get smarter... it's an enigma, like clothing on a playboy playmate - see what I did there?
I'm a writer - currently for prolific blog www.rustylime.com.
I'm a poet - this is a lie.
I'm a fighter - more with my tounge than anything... take that however you want... ladies.
I'm an intellectual - e=Mc2... apparently.
I am well educated - I have degrees in both farenheit and celcius... some day I will rate in Kelvin.
My blood type is O- - But I like to think of myself as a positive kind of guy.
I was abducted by aliens at an early age - Bloody immigrants... always trying to take our jobs... and our children!
I love the theatre - I've always loved sterile environments where operations take place.
I am not an Animal lover - I prefer Beaker, that 'meep' sound he makes is hillarious.
I am a science literacy proponent - people need to know how to blow shit up using household chemicals like nitrocelulose and ear wax!
I deny evolution - while my cousin might look like an ape, she most assuredly isn't!
I am a climate change skeptic - man was never meant to wear underpants!
I love religion - But it's at that stage in it's life where it's getting really expensive to take care of it... I think it's time we took it behind the barn and put a cap in it's arse.
I hate intollerance - I especially hate intollerant people, I hate them in the face!
Thats me, if you want to know more, don't hesitate to procrastinate on sending me an email to ask questions about me and my pet Burrito named Dog!
Why are you here?
When a man and a woman love each other very much, they have 'intercourse' and if they love each other enough, the man won't 'pull out' and they'll make a baby. On this occasion, the baby was named 'Jake', and he's just great!
The religion you left
Why you left your religion.
Priest and pastor could not answer questions on quantam physics... made me question everything!
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