"Very funny. I lived in Portland, OR for many years, and while I wish I lived there still, I must say that while the Asian food (Chinese in particular) sucks in Cleveland, the Eastern European food, the Jewish delis, and the Italian restaurants are…"
"We have a couple new serial killers and sexual slaverssince then and our football team just sold off the star player they sold the farm to buy last year.
At least our river isn't burning anymore.
We do have what may be the best…"