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I guess Putin is Obama's doormat

Started Apr 17 0 Replies

Putin takes Crimea away from the Ukraine. He sends a fighter to buzz an American destroyer.Obama's thunderous reply: THERE WILL BE SANCTIONS!What next? Is Putin going to steal Obama's lunch money?…Continue

Tags: Ukraine, Crimea, Obama, Putin

The need for knife control

Started this discussion. Last reply by Obfuskation Apr 16. 73 Replies

(CNN) -- A male sophomore went on a stabbing spree at his Pittsburgh-area high school early Wednesday, an emergency management agency spokesman said.At least 20 students at Franklin Regional Senior…Continue

What non-divine explanation is there for fractals?

Started this discussion. Last reply by James Cox Feb 23, 2013. 70 Replies

Fractals permeate nature, both the living and the dead.What are fractals? They are repetitive patterns. For example, the small branches of a tree branch according to the same rules according to which…Continue

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I guess Putin is Obama's doormat

Putin takes Crimea away from the Ukraine. He sends a fighter to buzz an American destroyer.Obama's thunderous reply: THERE WILL BE SANCTIONS!What next? Is Putin going to steal Obama's lunch money? kick sand in his face at the beach?I think the US should get the hell out of the area or become a factor.See More
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Obfuskation replied to Jesus Christ's discussion 'The need for knife control'
"When I was married, my wife worked graveyard shift at a motel desk. There were a lot of freaks there, and she handled money.  We got her a license to carry, bought her a snub nosed .38, and I taught her how to combat shoot. Nothing ever…"
Apr 16
Gregg R Thomas replied to Jesus Christ's discussion 'The need for knife control'
"Nude flying...gives a whole new meaning to the Mile High Club."
Apr 16
Tom Sarbeck replied to Jesus Christ's discussion 'The need for knife control'
"Did the see the cartoon shortly after the event? It showed several Taliban folk, and one was collecting on a bet that he could make Americans take off airline passengers' clothing."
Apr 16
Lewal replied to Jesus Christ's discussion 'The need for knife control'
"Imagine if he could get ahold of a gun that shoots knives. No... throwing stars! OH MY GOD LET'S GET THAT"
Apr 15
Lewal replied to Jesus Christ's discussion 'The need for knife control'
"True that. Less aiming. You really just have to wiggle your wrist around a little."
Apr 15
Gregg R Thomas replied to Jesus Christ's discussion 'The need for knife control'
"There's a rumor going round the feminism itself is an urban myth."
Apr 15
Unseen replied to Jesus Christ's discussion 'The need for knife control'
"We could probably save far more lives by banning love relationships than by banning guns or knives. I'm sure boyfriends are a leading cause of death among women of all ages. Homicide is the #3 cause of death of pregnant women (there is an…"
Apr 14
Unseen replied to Jesus Christ's discussion 'The need for knife control'
"In the wake of the shoe bomber, what about when someone gets on a plane with exploding clothing?"
Apr 14
James Cox replied to Jesus Christ's discussion 'The need for knife control'
"We could also ban books, microwave ovens, cars, bicycles, sidewalks, weather, bad hair days, BO, cats, kitty litter, shoes, fingernail clippers, and girl/boy friends. Most of culture could be banned, and many of us would celebrate, even for a few…"
Apr 14
H3xx replied to Jesus Christ's discussion 'The need for knife control'
"I'm ready to see what gets "controlled" when someone goes on a killing spree with a collection of school supplies. Stop being so afraid of everyone, America. Talk to people, ask them how they're feeling. At the very least, they…"
Apr 14
Brendan replied to Jesus Christ's discussion 'The need for knife control'
"Bubble wrap everything and than people suffocate logical final step in this scenario=annihilate all humans"
Apr 14
SteveInCO replied to Jesus Christ's discussion 'The need for knife control'
"Well, that particular story is almost certainly a later add-on to the Gospel of John; it does not appear in the earliest extant manuscripts."
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Son of God. Prince of Peace. Saviour who died for all mankind. I'll be back when it's time to separate the wheat from the chaff.
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At 3:56am on February 28, 2012, Suzanne Olson-Hyde said…

Hi JC - I would like you to pass on a message to your Mum, Mary - I would like to thank her so very much, for putting it about that she had a Virgin Birth - how clever is that - I just say I have never had one of those dangly whatsidoover things near me - what can they say. When I say 'Well, it happened to Mary, and it happened to me."  I have used this same excuse/statement three times and it works a treat.  I do get funny looks sometimes, but what can they say :D:D:D

There is a favour I would like to ask you - I don't know if you personally smite people - I know your Dad did, soooo - If I give you a list, a reasonably short list - could you do a tad of smiting. If I only get one smite, could it be my ex please.

Thanks in anticipation.

At 1:38pm on February 25, 2012, dragotron said…

So Jesus.. does god have an email address? I love that you say your father told you about this site hahahaaaaa

 
 
 

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