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Down with Porno-Scanners and Airport-Gropes!

Started this discussion. Last reply by Doug Reardon Dec 12, 2010. 1 Reply

Being that this is an atheist website -  I figure that means we're a bunch of free-thinking individuals who probably believe strongly in the Constitution.  If you are interested in lending your voice…Continue

Tags: bill, amendment, of, rights, constitution

Birthday Party for Jesus

Started this discussion. Last reply by Jeremy Miller Nov 12, 2010. 3 Replies

I don't know how this particular invite wound up on my FB page, but it did.  (great rolling of the eyes)  I clicked 'not attending', scrolled through some of the comments, and decided the whole thing…Continue

Tags: jesus, for, party, birthday

Business Directory

Started Oct 24, 2010 0 Replies

Johnny's post about Hobby Lobby gave me the idea to start this post.  I have, for quite some time now, felt that there are two ways to vote - with your ballot, and with your dollar - and I think that…Continue

Tags: company, companies, secular, businesses, friendly


Started this discussion. Last reply by William C. Walker Feb 13, 2012. 98 Replies

Now that I'm an atheist, I need some new vocabulary.  "Oh my God!", "Good Lord!", Jesus Christ!", and "God damn it" all have to go.  What can I replace these God-isms with except for Atheism-isms -…Continue

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William C. Walker replied to Garrison's discussion 'Atheismisms'
"That's GREAT.  ( I'm a Zeus man, myself."
Feb 13, 2012
Grady Jean replied to Garrison's discussion 'Atheismisms'
"I prefer invoking the names of "Dead" gods, such as Odin or Zeus, or Quetzalcoatl (Believe me, that last one is tricky). I like the looks people give me, because frankly it's just effing hilarious. We were having some sort of banquet…"
Feb 13, 2012
Unindoctrinated replied to Garrison's discussion 'Atheismisms'
"I find the best way to train yourself to stop using these type of religious expressions (and to have some fun at the expense of the deluded) is to modify them rather than replace them completely, i.e replace "Oh God" with "Oh…"
Jan 5, 2012
Unindoctrinated replied to Garrison's discussion 'Atheismisms'
"That link leads to a page with nothing on it."
Jan 5, 2012
William C. Walker replied to Garrison's discussion 'Atheismisms'
"For the sake of discussion,  what if.... suppose Pilate gave Jesus five years - with time off for good behavior...."
Jun 3, 2011
Nathan Palo replied to Garrison's discussion 'Atheismisms'
"that calls for escalation if anything. They don't get to tell you what rules to follow."
Jun 3, 2011
surgoshan replied to Garrison's discussion 'Atheismisms'
"Son of a bee sting! Mother of Pearl! What the bananas?!"
Jun 2, 2011
Mike G replied to Garrison's discussion 'Atheismisms'
"My prefered is "Jesus Fucking Christ".  I'll also use "Jesus H Fucking Christ on a goddamned cross", but that's a little time consuming.  I've tried and failed to reliably use "By Odin's One…"
Jun 2, 2011
Matthew Thompson replied to Garrison's discussion 'Atheismisms'
"I say Christ a lot out of frustration."
Jun 1, 2011
Geektheist (Rocky Oliver) replied to Garrison's discussion 'Atheismisms'
"You could slightly modify the "ballsacks" one to the Brit swear word "bollocks" which means "balls". There's a great scene in the movie Formula 51 (outside the U.S. this movie is called The 51st State) where Elmo…"
Jun 1, 2011
Geektheist (Rocky Oliver) replied to Garrison's discussion 'Atheismisms'
"I could never use that - my kids used to watch a show on Disney called That's So Raven, starring Raven Simone. She ALWAYS said, "Oh SNAP!" when anything went wrong - and since it was a Disney show, she wound up saying it over and…"
Jun 1, 2011
Alex replied to Garrison's discussion 'Atheismisms'
"Could be like Vegeta and say "great galaxies!""
May 30, 2011
Cody R Jack replied to Garrison's discussion 'Atheismisms'
"if i want to say: jesus, i shorten it to just jeez or bejebus. mother of god, i say mother of earl my god, my goodness   i'm trying to find a good way to not say things like holy ________ (insert swear/non-swear word here). i've found…"
May 30, 2011
Wynprks replied to Garrison's discussion 'Atheismisms'
""Oh Snap" Don't know if anyone brought this one up yet, I've been using it since the first time I heard it from Joy (Jaime Pressly) on "My Name Is Earl.""
May 30, 2011
frankie replied to Garrison's discussion 'Atheismisms'
"i like to go with simple "jesus fuckin' christ""
May 30, 2011
Epiphileon replied to Garrison's discussion 'Atheismisms'
"Mother of Weirdness!! Father of Strangeness!!"
May 30, 2011

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Seemingly All Alone and On My Own (or A Heartfelt Lament)

Posted on December 4, 2010 at 11:12am 17 Comments

I am surrounded by family, but feel like I'm all alone anyway. With the exception of my dad and myself, none of the rest of my family votes. They are not politically active at all. They support no causes, they do not stand up for their rights. I have put a link on my Facebook page with petitions for supporting the repeal of both DADT and DOMA and supporting the American Traveler Dignity Act, with messages on both that say "Please sign the petition and stand up for yourself and everyone else!"… Continue

Trademark Face

Posted on November 24, 2010 at 7:22pm 0 Comments

!!! If Facebook gets it's way on this, does that mean we can only describe the front of our heads - you know, the part with the eyes and the nose and the mouth on it? lol What a stupid world we live in.

Losing my Faith in Humanity (or: A Sanity-Preserving Rant)

Posted on November 21, 2010 at 9:37pm 2 Comments

This TSA bullshit is just the latest in a long line of attacks on our civil liberties, but it's really pissing me off. I wonder what it will take to finally push a thorough backlash against all of our stupid policies (formal and informal)? Seatbelt laws, helmet laws, mandatory insurance, gay military service bans, gay marriage bans, gay adoption bans, anti-prostitution laws, anti-gambling laws, the war on crime, the war on drugs, the war on terror, unfounded and illegal undeclared wars, corrupt… Continue

Sovereign Self

Posted on November 5, 2010 at 6:30pm 2 Comments

I, being of sound mind and body, do declare sovereignty over myself. I alone have the right to decide what I put into my mind and what I put into my body. I alone have the right to decide what I expose my mind and body to.

Wearing a seatbelt in a car is a good safety measure and wearing a helmet on a motorcycle is a life saving measure, but I should not be told that I have to do it. If I don't use seatbelts or helmets, than it will be my cold, dead body lying on the ground,…

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At 4:06pm on December 4, 2010, Joli said…
I see you are from Macon GA, that's cool I have family that lives there :) not atheist of course lol but they live there :) you should look into what Galen posted on your wall, it may help you alot
At 7:46pm on October 7, 2010, Galen said…
Hey, good to see you around. There's a few of us Maconites on here. You should also join the Georgia Atheists and Agnostics group.
At 1:34am on October 6, 2010, Ashli Axtell said…
Hey there!

It's definitely nice to see more of us around. This is a fantastic place. I don't post here a lot, but I read here all the time. Nice to see ya! :)


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