"I've actually thought about this a lot, growing up as a gay atheist in the Bible belt. And I made sure to write them as if I intended to live by them, and be survived by them by several hundred years. I wanted to make sure that if some Judge…"
"I found this alternative 10 Commandments online:
1. You shall not worry, for worry is the most unproductive of all human activities.
2. You shall not be fearful, for most of the things we fear never come to pass.
3. You shall not carry grudges, for…"
"Rule 1. Load your gun.
Rules 2 through 9. Shoot to kill.
I'm pissed off at my printer; it keeps going offline.
Okay, that's out of my system.
I read the rules folks have suggested and conclude that many are suitable only for a world in…"
"I'd love to rewrite the 10 commandments, but Jerry Springer beat me to it, and did a better job than I ever could. In fact, he reduced the ten, to one, and closed his show with it: "Be good to yourselves, and each other."
Do we really…"