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What is the best bible verse to counter John 3:16?

Started this discussion. Last reply by David Cardoso Feb 15, 2010. 13 Replies

I get sick and tired of seeing sports stars wearing black tape on their face with the John 3:16 label. I'm curious to hear any ideas my fellow rational people have on the best (or technically worst)…Continue

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Atheist
Age
19-24
The religion you left
Catholic
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