"Un1 - I wouldn't consider English a "whore," although some of my best friends are - never mind - as I would a "mongrel."
And I've no doubt you've amazed people, who tend to say, "It walks, it talks, it's…"
"I've amazed people on several occasions with facts such that "Engish is a germanic language" or that "English can be traced back to Indian Sanskrit and shares an amazing amount of similarities." In the case of the latter, I…"
"GM - I read recently (source not recalled) that early man's departure from the Eden of his African rain forest, onto the Veldt was the cause on our transformation from bi-/quadra-pedal animals, to strictly bipedal, causing evolutionary changes…"