Why UFOs never stop and say hi

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Comment by James Cox on June 22, 2012 at 2:51pm

NO! Look at their energy transmissions, approx. 40% of their planetary energy output involves the fabrication, promotion, testing, and use of weapons. I think we should just wait till they kill each other, then walk in and harvest materials as we need with little conflict! Anyway, we can get a safer tan at one of the L5 positions in their planets orbit. LOL  

Comment by _Robert_ on June 26, 2013 at 9:09pm

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Comment by James Cox on June 26, 2013 at 10:42pm

Ok, we got our tan, but we need some real food. Damn I hate these DSMRE's (deep space meals ready to eat).

Comment by James Cox on June 27, 2013 at 2:40pm

Hay in the long run, humaans are history.

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