What, "Oh you are funny"?
Think about it - Superman doesn't have to take the Sabbath off! He doesn't have to eat Kosher - he can have all the porkchops he wants! If anybody tried to drive nails in his wrists, they'd bend! They each had a daddy who gave his only begotten son to humanity! They can both fly, but apparently Jesus can only go up (and he was never seen to be carrying anybody)! He never gets mad at fig trees for not bearing fruit out of season. He'd never have to use a whip to drive money-changers out of a temple, he could just zap their asses with his heat vision! And Supie gets to wear that cool red cape and boots instead of a gown and flip-flops!
Oh, and each of their dads were from the House of El - they might even be related!
Robert - RE: "Good men know that men are not superior" - George Carlin once said god had to be male, no woman would fuck things up that badly.
Oh yeah, I have a ballbat, never leave home without it --
I was dumped into a time share catholic school program between JH and HS.
My best memories were the chocolate milk, reading books in chemistry, and putting the wrong answers in my cathecism books. Since there was no grading of our religious classes, I figured that what answers I gave did not make any difference. Filling in the 'blanks' of my books was really about parroting, not understanding. After about six years of this, I refused to attend any further. I consider this the approximate beginning of my intellectual life.
In hindsight I consider my experience a good one. Those six years were a long term immunization against theist ideology, but did offer minor insights into my cognition.
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