Hi Robert just to let you know I am "stealing" this.
About equal to the giggle test!
God is invisible, inaudible, imperceptible -- unless you give me money. And backrubs. We don't know how much money it actually takes, so we better start now.
Did I mention that I have an elephant sitting in the back seat of my car smoking a cigarette? What, you don't believe that? Why not? Because it's nonsense? Prove it! What, you looked in my car and did not see, hear, smell, feel, or taste my elephant? So what! I have FAITH that he is there (he is a HE, by the way), and it is your duty to honor my FAITH, because my faith is superior to your empirical evidence.
Here is a rare photo of Dale Headley as a young man....
"Take me to the airport- and step on it !"
"The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike."-- Delos B. McKowan --
"God" however has a notorious disposition to dictate his memoirs.
I hear the say god had to be invisible to protect his reputation
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