“And lastly, Earth people and their use of the word “God” the bullshit of all the different theisms , when seeing it everyday raises my anxiety levels where the blood feels like it is going to shoot out of my skull like mercury from a thermometer thrown into an oven…
28 years? Not 27 or 29, but 28 precisely?
It is a rough estimate and not definite... it would get less if something improves, or worse if shit happens.
I was up way too late trying to catch wayward gerbils. This brought my brain to a screeching halt.
What brought my brain to a halt: "trying to catch wayward gerbils." ;D
Yeah, me too! The little bastards were taunting me from under the sofa.
Diane, next time be prepared to show the little bastards who is boss.
I had that problem once, until I got a cat --
I felt a little bit like bill Murray in Caddyshack. I thought I was going to have to bring out the incendiaries. Luckily, little Freddie and Ralph got hungry enough to come back.
That was the best comedic bit I have ever seen - Murray by far eclipsed Dangerfield, the star of the movie, and should have received a "Best Supporting Actor" Academy Award for his work. The screenwriter created a living "Roadrunner" cartoon! The gopher should have gotten an "Honorable Mention," as well.
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