Comment by ɐuɐz ǝllǝıuɐp on September 30, 2013 at 6:46pm

And lastly, Earth people and their use of the word “God” the bullshit of all the different theisms , when seeing it everyday raises my anxiety levels where the blood feels like it is going to shoot out of my skull like mercury from a thermometer thrown into an oven…

Comment by Strega on September 30, 2013 at 7:30pm

28 years?  Not 27 or 29, but 28 precisely?

Comment by ɐuɐz ǝllǝıuɐp on September 30, 2013 at 7:38pm

It is a rough estimate and not definite... it would get less if something improves, or worse if shit happens.

Comment by Diane on September 30, 2013 at 8:27pm

I was up way too late trying to catch wayward gerbils.  This brought my brain to a screeching halt.

Comment by Barry Adamson on September 30, 2013 at 11:03pm

What brought my brain to a halt: "trying to catch wayward gerbils." ;D

Comment by Diane on October 1, 2013 at 6:19am

Yeah, me too!  The little bastards were taunting me from under the sofa.

Comment by SteveInCO on October 1, 2013 at 9:01am

Diane, next time be prepared to show the little bastards who is boss.

Comment by archaeopteryx on October 1, 2013 at 10:15am

I had that problem once, until I got a cat --

Comment by Diane on October 1, 2013 at 5:46pm

I felt a little bit like bill Murray in Caddyshack.  I thought I was going to have to bring out the incendiaries.  Luckily, little Freddie and Ralph got hungry enough to come back.

Comment by archaeopteryx on October 1, 2013 at 6:08pm

That was the best comedic bit I have ever seen - Murray by far eclipsed Dangerfield, the star of the movie, and should have received a "Best Supporting Actor" Academy Award for his work. The screenwriter created a living "Roadrunner" cartoon! The gopher should have gotten an "Honorable Mention," as well.

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