Comment by Morgan Matthew on February 8, 2012 at 10:04am

Featured!

Comment by Kris Feenstra on February 8, 2012 at 8:03pm

He was just being too picky.  If a T-Rex can't satisfy you, what can?

Comment by M.B. on February 25, 2012 at 2:07pm

LOL - EW

Comment by Dylan Sloboda on February 25, 2012 at 11:33pm

The hebrews were country bumpkins/goat herders.

Comment by SteveInCO on February 26, 2012 at 12:38am

Kris (comment 3), I can't help but think of that line in "Commando" where the guy said some sort of food would turn you into a "sexual tyrannosaurus"

I guess god had to create Eve so the farm animals wouldn't have to be scared (or at least, not as much).

Comment by SteveInCO on February 26, 2012 at 12:40am

Sorry, it was comment #2 I wanted to reference.  For some bizarre reason, sometimes the comments appear in reverse chronological order, sometimes in forward chronological order, here on ThinkAtheist.  (Must be a message from god.)

Comment by Rob Klaers on February 26, 2012 at 4:53am

@SteveInCO.. That was Jesse Ventura in Predator as they were in the helicopter towards the beginning of the film. 

Comment by Jacob on February 26, 2012 at 6:20am

I'd just like to say that most versions of the Bible say "helper" not partner

Comment by Dave Gibbs on February 26, 2012 at 4:59pm

I'd just like to say that most versions of the Bible say "helper" not partner

What matters more is what the manuscripts say. Whether or not this was the meaning, it's still pretty damn funny.

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